up to the sleeves.

Oct 30, 2007 04:35

Hey, when's it gonna rain?
What exactly is a "trophy wife"?
Why does high fructose corn syrup
have to destroy everything?
Why won't my handwriting ever improve?
Is my soul being tampered with when i
breathe in hot air?

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anapology October 30 2007, 12:16:14 UTC
i'm in england so NOW!
When a man marries a woman he could have 'bought', so Anna Nicole Smith was a trophy wife.. someone to look good.
It's the root of all evil.
I don't know, but neither will mine :-[
Absolutely.

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bestdaywelived October 30 2007, 12:25:41 UTC
THIS WEEKEND.
A beautiful woman that a rich guy gets for a wife not because he wants her, but because his money means that he can have her.

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ice489 October 30 2007, 12:43:40 UTC
It last rained here on Saturday.

Someone way younger and hotter than the husband. She may be dumb, though.

Because it is EVIIIIL.

Because it doesn't want to.

Yes.

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un_native October 30 2007, 13:25:37 UTC
1) When's the rain going to stop? (steve Martin reply, see the film 'leap of faith').
2) A trophy wife is a wife of a successful man, who is very pretty and very, very pretty, and not a lot else. The relationship between the two is probably based on the husband being rich and successful, and the wife having the previously mentioned quality.
Think of a rich business tycoon introducing his - possibly clueless - model/actress wife at corporate get-togethers and business conferences.
3)No idea. What is it?
4)yes Satan wants to infect your bloodstream with thermally active oxygen, thus turning you into a mindless minion of hell, or possibly just dehydrate you slightly.

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thephoenix29 October 30 2007, 13:34:18 UTC
1. It's raining right now.
2. It's a wife you can have bronzed and place on the mantle.
3. Because our Alien Overlords demand it.
4. You have herpes of the brain, not only does it prevent your handwriting from improving, over time your handwriting will actually get worse.
5. Nope, just your spleen.

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