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[themadgod]

[The video opens to a very elaborate room of stone, there's a long carpet running down the middle, half orange-red and half blue-green. The fires that burn every few feet off to the side are likewise color coded to match the side of the room they're on.

Sheogorath turns the phone to himself, he's sitting on a split-colored throne.Now, these are

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[he_is_wild]

How's your dental?

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[themadgod]

[That is a little lost on Sheogorath, who thinks the Joker is asking about his teeth.]

I would have to say that godly is the best description.

[Broad, toothy grin.]

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[he_is_wild]

*Draws a breath and prepares to make a snarky comment but instead just giggles, deflates, and responds with a broad, toothy grin of his own*

What are the perks of serving the Mad God, eh?

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[themadgod]

It varies from position to position. The Dukes and Duchesses of Mania and Dementia have their positions and their servants, their official artifacts of office.

In this case it shall include access and free stay in My palace, a fine set of clothing brought into existence by yours truly.

And you get to spend as much time as I want with Me.

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[dacosta_pi]

So! What does a Chamberlain do??

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[themadgod]

Manage affairs in my palace and court. Run finances, not that I have any right now.

See to the preparation of my meals, arrange for any events that need arranging, and I hear most events require some arranging. Or was it oranges?

A Chamberlain must always be ready to be summoned when I require any kind of assistance. Or when I feel like summoning my Chamberlain.

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[dacosta_pi]

Ew! That's practically a fucking butler!

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[themadgod]

Hardly! The Chamberlain is an ancient and noble position in a royal house!

Perhaps even more desirable than Duke or Duchess, as a Chamberlain is less likely to find themselves replaced!

[OOC: Permission to have Sheogorath port poor Roberto into his throne room?]