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Aug 05, 2010 20:41

[The video opens to a harmless looking old man with a cane. The only thing inhuman about him are his eyes, which are golden and serpentine, and what should be the whites of his eyes are black instead ( Read more... )

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this post looked lonely [video] he_is_wild August 6 2010, 03:19:20 UTC
Daedric? What the heck does that mean?

*Why, yes, this is the only thing in that speech that strikes him as unusual*

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[video] themadgod August 6 2010, 03:55:35 UTC
You've never heard of Daedra? This place is more boring than I thought!

Daedra are beings of change! Change and permanency. I'm not different, except in the ways that I am!

As a Daedric prince I have My own Realm!

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[video] he_is_wild August 6 2010, 04:03:24 UTC
Uhuh?

And what does a Prince of Madness do?

I'm guessing not potlucks.

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[video] themadgod August 6 2010, 04:05:53 UTC
Run My Realm, drive mortals to madness, aid My followers!

Attend parties!

Generally I do whatever I want! Whenever I want! And HOWEVER I WANT TO DO IT!

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[Video] ridi_arlecchino August 6 2010, 03:33:24 UTC
She-whuh? [And you can tell around where she stopped following.]

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[Video] themadgod August 6 2010, 03:56:24 UTC
Sheogorath! God of Madness! Lord of the Never-there!

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[Video] ridi_arlecchino August 6 2010, 04:46:21 UTC
God, huh? I'd liketa say that was a new one.

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[Video] themadgod August 6 2010, 04:50:11 UTC
I'd be quite surprised if it was a new one. Quietly quite surprised. Though there don't seem to be many gods here.

Mortals running about without divine guidance! Ohh, that simply wouldn't be allowed on Nirn. No, they can't have that. Who knows what might happen then?

I might happen then. And they don't want that. I'm not even sure I want that. If I happened then what would I have to look forward too!

[Sheogorath seems slightly distressed for a moment at the thought of having nothing to look forward too, then he smiles again.]

But that's not here nor there. Well, it's certainly not here, but it might be there.

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themadgod August 6 2010, 04:25:46 UTC
More or less. Less or more. Perhaps somewhere in between.

No need to split hairs over it. I never understood why people liked to do that, split hairs. Why not split heads? Or hares. Split hare makes an excellent meal.

I should have some!

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themadgod August 6 2010, 05:09:33 UTC
I'm not talking about finding a hare. I'm talking about eating one. Or three.

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Voice butterflybolts August 6 2010, 04:31:47 UTC
Unfortunately, you remind me of someone I know.

Please tell me you have a spine and aren't into mass media on a multi-universe scale?

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Voice themadgod August 6 2010, 04:47:16 UTC
A spine? Of course I have a spine! What sort of Daedra do you think I am?!

As for mass media I couldn't say. I would if I could. Masses of media? Media for the masses?! But one must always balance the scale. Even the multi-universe scale.

I hear that's usually done by moving masses. Or by massing movements.

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Re: Voice butterflybolts August 6 2010, 04:54:07 UTC
... Naturally.

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Voice themadgod August 6 2010, 05:11:31 UTC
Actually it's rather unnatural. And uncomfortable. Especially for the masses being moved.

I've seen it done. Order and balance are very dull.

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Voice thelaughingmage August 6 2010, 05:40:34 UTC
So this week it's chaos come to town.

Any relation to Shub-Niggurath?

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Voice themadgod August 6 2010, 05:51:08 UTC
I'm quite certain I have no relation to anyone!

Except myself. And that's questionable at best. I'm not always myself, you see.

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Voice thelaughingmage August 6 2010, 05:53:48 UTC
Hazards of the job, I suppose.

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Voice themadgod August 6 2010, 06:12:56 UTC
Very hazardous. I'm sure you like Me much better when I'm Me than you will when I'm not!

I'm not as pleasant when I'm someone else!

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