[The video opens to a harmless looking old man with a cane. The only thing inhuman about him are his eyes, which are golden and serpentine, and what should be the whites of his eyes are black instead
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I'd be quite surprised if it was a new one. Quietly quite surprised. Though there don't seem to be many gods here.
Mortals running about without divine guidance! Ohh, that simply wouldn't be allowed on Nirn. No, they can't have that. Who knows what might happen then?
I might happen then. And they don't want that. I'm not even sure I want that. If I happened then what would I have to look forward too!
[Sheogorath seems slightly distressed for a moment at the thought of having nothing to look forward too, then he smiles again.]
But that's not here nor there. Well, it's certainly not here, but it might be there.
More or less. Less or more. Perhaps somewhere in between.
No need to split hairs over it. I never understood why people liked to do that, split hairs. Why not split heads? Or hares. Split hare makes an excellent meal.
A spine? Of course I have a spine! What sort of Daedra do you think I am?!
As for mass media I couldn't say. I would if I could. Masses of media? Media for the masses?! But one must always balance the scale. Even the multi-universe scale.
I hear that's usually done by moving masses. Or by massing movements.
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*Why, yes, this is the only thing in that speech that strikes him as unusual*
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Daedra are beings of change! Change and permanency. I'm not different, except in the ways that I am!
As a Daedric prince I have My own Realm!
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And what does a Prince of Madness do?
I'm guessing not potlucks.
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Attend parties!
Generally I do whatever I want! Whenever I want! And HOWEVER I WANT TO DO IT!
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Mortals running about without divine guidance! Ohh, that simply wouldn't be allowed on Nirn. No, they can't have that. Who knows what might happen then?
I might happen then. And they don't want that. I'm not even sure I want that. If I happened then what would I have to look forward too!
[Sheogorath seems slightly distressed for a moment at the thought of having nothing to look forward too, then he smiles again.]
But that's not here nor there. Well, it's certainly not here, but it might be there.
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No need to split hairs over it. I never understood why people liked to do that, split hairs. Why not split heads? Or hares. Split hare makes an excellent meal.
I should have some!
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Please tell me you have a spine and aren't into mass media on a multi-universe scale?
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As for mass media I couldn't say. I would if I could. Masses of media? Media for the masses?! But one must always balance the scale. Even the multi-universe scale.
I hear that's usually done by moving masses. Or by massing movements.
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I've seen it done. Order and balance are very dull.
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Any relation to Shub-Niggurath?
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Except myself. And that's questionable at best. I'm not always myself, you see.
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I'm not as pleasant when I'm someone else!
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