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[crotcharrow]

[When the video turns on, it’s a familiar face. But a lot younger than the one who’s been gracing the network over the past couple of months. He’s looking a bit battered and bruised, and is covered in scratches and debris-obviously just having gotten out of a fight. He doesn’t look overly pleased, but when does he ever.]

Are you kidding me. Again

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[overthroen]

So you're my elusive roommate. Pity. I was beginning to enjoy the space and quiet afforded by a triple-sized single room.

Fate has sought to call me away to a more populous locale, where I may remain for a little while. Though I packed lightly for the journey, my possessions are few. I'm sure you can deal with a few garments hanging in the closet and a dimensional floor chart folded neatly in the corner.

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[crotcharrow]

lol u say that like i care or am even gonna stay in that place

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[overthroen]

You bequeath your space to me? That gesture could be construed as either generous or antagonistic. I applaud your duality.
Maybe our paths will never cross, then. That is, unless you were to head in a northerly direction in the near future.

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[crotcharrow]

r u even using english

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[overthroen]

I have a basic grasp of the language, which I'd be happy to teach you upon your brain's return from the repair shop. Notify me upon that happy occasion, and we'll celebrate with the honorary bequeathing of a dictionary that occurs on every English-speaking child's sixth birthday. There will be a glorious feast, and we'll invite all of New Mexico to the warmth of our tables. In short: the morn of your newfound enlightenment shall be breathtaking to behold.

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[crotcharrow]

yeaaah i got bored like three sentences in

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[overthroen]

Then let me rephrase that in two.
Congratulations on becoming one of the few I'd consider a complete waste of my time.

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[crotcharrow]

do i get a trophy or something

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[overthroen]

Yes. It is a nonexistent one, echoing the amount of brainpower you use for communication. I will place it on our mantlepiece, adjacent to your medals of Giving No Shits.

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[crotcharrow]

cool i have like a billion of those

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[overthroen]

I would deliver it myself, but we've already established that I couldn't care less. So that option is unfortunately out.
However, I can probably scare up a minion to give you the honor of delivering it in person. What's your current location?

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[crotcharrow]

i can b wherevr i want so who fucking knows

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[overthroen]

[ Eyebrow: raised. Teleporter? ] Very well, I'll arrange my invisible, inaudible minion with its existentially challenged award to triangulate your location from spatial waves emanating from your teleportation energy.
Oh, wait. You probably didn't understand any of that.
How about we just devolve to insults about each other's faces and mothers and go from there?

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[crotcharrow]

god do u evr stop typing

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[crotcharrow]

also not a teleporter try again

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[overthroen]

An extremely powerful telepath? [ Figuring one would be able to enter the mind of anyone he desired. ]