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[youmakemesmall]

[Jan is chillen' outside a donut and coffee place, sunglasses on forever, having two donuts and a big ass coffee.]

Is everyone present and accounted for? Can we get some sort of roll call? I know this universe is forever screwing with us, so we should at least make sure everyone who is supposed to be here, is here.

[She pauses to drink her ice

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[likestodraw]

Do we even have like a list of everyone who's supposed to be present?

[youmakemesmall]

I have a pretty good idea.

[likestodraw]

Really? Are you cataloging all of us?

[youmakemesmall]

I wouldn't say "cataloging". Just keeping track of, in case someone goes missing.

[ifhebeworthy]

[ Don raises his hand like not existing wasn't even a thang. ]

I'm uh... back. I guess.

[youmakemesmall]

Welcome back?

I don't even know what the proper etiquette for this situation is anymore.

[ifhebeworthy]

[ He looks at the camera and shrugs. ]

I'unno. Don't ask me, I've got a weeks worth of annoyed patients to see.

[youmakemesmall]

Business has been slow.

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[im_good_now]

[sulky]

I'm here.

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[youmakemesmall]

I'm guessing you found videos of your alternate self?

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[im_good_now]

Other people have them. I haven't watched any yet.

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[youmakemesmall]

Maybe it's not that bad?

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[youmakemesmall]

Then you can kindly get out, you troll.

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[youmakemesmall]

Don't you have a pony to go play with?

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[onceaspy]

Still here.

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[youmakemesmall]

And you are? Refresh my memory.

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[onceaspy]

Alex Rider. Pretty unimportant.

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[youmakemesmall]

Now don't say that. I'm sure you're very important.