004?? [Video] [Oops backdated to yesterday]

[thewindything]

[Welp, like a lot of other posts on the network lately, we see someone fiddling around with the cellphone trying to figure out what its supposed to do without realizing the video's been turned on. Not much can be seen aside from what looks to be a green and grey superhero uniform with the chest symbol visible.]Huh, it looks like just a cellphone.

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video; why not why not

[pupadidntfly]

Oh, uh- hi then, Sylph, I'm Tavros. [ and I have no idea who knows who or how much or when or why if at all because I'm awesome ] I wouldn't say that anybody really seems to know what's going on, or at least not anybody that I've heard since I woke up here, you know. Very- very trip wire free so far, though, that's pretty good.

Video: MY INBOX HID THIS FROM ME AUGH

[thewindything]

[That is okay. Maybe assume Sylph has probably heard of Tavros from John or knows from from school because he's a teacher? But he probably hasn't encountered him 'on the job'.]

I definitely enjoy my mornings trip-wire free!

Hi there, Tavros. Are there others with you?

Video: mine too FFFUUUUU

[pupadidntfly]

[ That works for me :|b ]

I've met up with a few people from the same place, but, uhh. I think they got here a couple of days earlier than me, actually, while there was a different version of me around.

ELL-JAAAAAYYYY (fuu)

[thewindything]

A different version of you? Like an alternate universe?

action for John, also added to the video post!

[carcinology]

[Karkat is actually standing on the back of the couch, on his toes with his shoes on the ground behind the thing and pawing the ceiling like he's looking for cameras or something equally superstitious. He steps on the back of John's head and grunts at the "grump-speak" comment, and then hops onto the couch cushions into a crouch. He's not in any form of stupid spandex, and he's not a funny color.]

[Actually he looks pretty damn normal, if of Latino descent.]

And if any of you fucktwats have laid a finger on Jade, you don't want to know what sort of things I have in mind for you.

[thewindything]

[Glances back and oof. Dammit Karkat.]

Right, that is also a thing I think needs to be addressed. The safety of our loving daughter! If anyone out there has done anything with her, you can second my partner's thoughts.

[carcinology]

Yes because the human smurf is so terrifying. I'm shaking.

[He slinks sideways off the couch and stands, fluidly, looking around the apartment. Eventually he hooks his thumbs in the pockets of his slacks and twists at the waist to look over his shoulder at John.]

Anyone even slightly useful on that thing yet?

[thewindything]

Well, if I can get you to shake, obviously everyone else is stunned scared.

[Beat.]

Which might be why I'm not getting much response on this thing.

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[wonderderp]

Hi Dad!

[ There are some strange fizzy noises and neon lights from somewhere offscreen. ]

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[thewindything]

[!!!]

Jade! Is that you? Where are you?

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[wonderderp]

Yep yep! Shhh, we are supposed to call me Atomic Girl when I look all gray and funny. I am just having fun, gosh! Is there an emergency? Should I come home?

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[thewindything]

[Derp! He smacks his forhead for that slip up. He forgot this thing was public.]

Atomic Girl, right. Sorry, hon.

No emergency, we just wanted to make sure you were okay. Where have you been?

[video]

[jewpryde]

Are you sure your name isn't Nightcrawler? I'm just checking. To be sure.

[video]

[thewindything]

[Blinks. And then grins a bit.]

Not unless I've been suffering from MPD this whole time.

[video]

[jewpryde]

You look like a guy I know. Sorry about that.

[video]

[thewindything]

No reason to apologize. [In fact he looks more curious than anything.]

It's not every day I get mixed up with someone, though. In fact I think I can confidently say it never happens. Is he a friend of yours?