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[dinobawse]

[Gert is so drunk because Thor was her "summonee" and basically they have just been getting drunk off mead and chillen'.]

So, I generally don't associate with Gods but Thor just-- randomly showed up-- and was all "LET'S BE-ETH FRIENDS" or some shit and I don't know, man. The MEAD. Jesus could turn water into wine but mead just keeps--

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[wasaflowerchild]

I want a turn with the helmet.

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[dinobawse]

[HNGHHH SHE HAS BEEN AVOIDING THE RUNAWAYS EVER SINCE THAT INCIDENT DURING THE WEEKEND.]

You can't.

It's magic.

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[wasaflowerchild]

[ whatever gert you're not allowed to avoid karolina she will find you. ]

Don't boggart the helmet, that's not nice.

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[dinobawse]

[SHE CAN TRY.]

Well maybe I'm not nice.

[cibervengador]

[ the incident was awesome don't even deny ]

You're friends with Thor now.

[dinobawse]

[YES FOR VIC NOW THAT HE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO MAKE OUT WITH GERT AND CHASE AT THE SAME TIME...]

We're not friends.

We're--

I'm just in this for the mead and the meat.

[cibervengador]

[ OH YEAH BUCKET LIST GETTIN' LIGHTER ]

He cooks with lightning. That gives me thoughts. Not gonna try to compete with the mead thing though.

[dinobawse]

If you made lightning burgers I might like you more.

[rocksforbrains]

You get to hang out with Thor? That's bullshit.

[dinobawse]

He came looking for me. I'm just rolling with it.

[rocksforbrains]

...Do Norse Gods do booty calls?

[dinobawse]

What?

Get the fuck out of here, Santo.

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[dinobawse]

Don't be jealous now.

[ofwisemen]

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[dinobawse]

This should be my theme song.