[video]

[dacosta_pi]

[When the video turns on, one is subjected to the hideous MESS that is Roberto and Sam's apartment. There is food and drink garbage everywhere, as well as bottles, streamers, beads, and all sorts of hideous once-had-been decorations. The faint beat of dance music is heard in the background, but it's not loud enough to drown out Roberto's voice

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[turns_to_fire]

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

If it helps any, I didn't see any titties.

[video]

[turns_to_fire]

[NO IT DOESN'T HELP.]

What have you been doing, exactly?

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

Nothing that you wouldn't approve of! For real!

...

Except I did have a hotdog eating contest with this huge dude last night, not gonna lie.

[video]

[turns_to_fire]

That bra looks cheap.

[JUST LIKE THE SKANK NOT WEARING IT goes unsaid because Amara is classy.]

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

[It's okay, Roberto isn't as classy and makes up for it.]

Well she probably is, too! I mean...it did end up on the floor.

[...better yet? O_O]

[video]

[turns_to_fire]

Who are all of these people?

[No B|]

... isn't that man on the floor your mailman?

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

Some of them are my neighbours and people from my work, but the rest I'm not sure! They just showed up.

[He looks down at the man lying with the cheap lady]

You know, I think it is the mailman! That's where I've seen him before! Good eye.

[video]

[turns_to_fire]

[SIGH.]

You have sparkles in your hair.

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

Wanna come wash it?

[Cue the biggest, most ridiculous grin EVER]

[video]

[turns_to_fire]

Why don't you ask your new friends?

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

Because they aren't as hot as you are, and you're so good at it!

[video]

[turns_to_fire]

When they leave, I'll consider it.

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

I'm totally gonna remember that you said that.

[video]

[turns_to_fire]

What time should I be over?

[video]

[dacosta_pi]

You? Anytime you want!