[text]

[whatisglub]

So someone told me that the humans around here prefer their networks boring and uncolorful. Which is fine! I understand! This is not the first time I have had to sink this low due to delicate human standards

Comments

voice;

[vespaphile]

Dude... you can change the color of the text on these things?

--Uh I mean, hi... Feff-ary? Did I say that right?

text -> voice;

[whatisglub]

Oh! A voice feature is reeeeeally nice to have! It's more of an "EH" sound! Feferi!

And yes, apparently it is and apparently some don't like it!

voice;

[vespaphile]

Huh! I dunno, why dude, 'cause it would totally brighten up this place!

Feferi! Totally nailed it.

Hi! I'm Beast Boy!

[ichoosefight]

What is 38D?

[whatisglub]

It's a face! The 3 is the horns, the 8 are like my goggles, and I think the rest explains itself!

FFF P.S. TEXT

[ichoosefight]

Oh... that's kind of cute.

[whatisglub]

ISN'T IT? It's fun, and kind of unique, I think! I have never seen anyone else use it anyway.

TEXT

[hate_actually]

OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY? ARE WE REALLY GOING TO START FUCKING PANDERING TO THE HUMANS' INABILITY TO DEAL WITH TYPING QUIRKS?

NO. JUST NO. I OFFICIALLY FORBID THIS OBSEQUIOUS TRUCKLING.

BUT I GUESS IT'S GOOD YOU'RE HERE, ANYWAY. YOU FOUND SOLLUX ALREADY, RIGHT? SINCE I'M ASSUMING HE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEEN BITCHING TO YOU ABOUT HOW NO ONE CAN READ HIS MESSAGES. HE'S REALLY NOOKSORE ABOUT THAT.

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[whatisglub]

O)( KARKAT! T)(-ER-E YOU AR-E! )(ee)(ee! You already know it is my DUTY to be diplomatic about t)(is! And also it is a little silly and kind of funny, so I don't mind!
But to answer t)(e more important question here, yes! I did meet Sollux. We are roommates, apparently!

TEXT

[hate_actually]

UGH FINE AS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T BECOME THE CONSENSUS OR ANYTHING. BEING DIPLOMATIC IS BASICALLY POINTLESS WITH THE IDIOTS ON THIS PLANET, ANYWAY. MOST OF THEM ARE COMPLETE PUSLICKING MORONS, YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT BOTHER.

AND, GREAT, WELL, AT LEAST THAT MEANS YOU WON'T HAVE TO SHARE WITH ANY HUMANS MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN LALONDE. HAVE YOU MET HER YET?

TEXT

[whatisglub]

We've managed to miss eac)(ot)(er so far, actually!

[r3djust1c3]

F3F! >:]

[whatisglub]

GLUBGLUBGLUB T-ER-EZI!! )(-ELLO!

oops text;

[r3djust1c3]

1M SURPR1S3D YOUR3 NOT H4PP13R TO

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M3

[whatisglub]

I AM -EXTR-EM---------------ELY -EXCIT-ED TO S-E-E YOU!!
I mean, S-EA you! OR TALK TO YOU! As t)(e case may be!
Would more glubs convince you?

[voice]

[deadlypanties]

38D...

What the hell is that, is that your chest size or somethin'? Why the fuck are you telling us the size of your tits?

text --> voice;

[whatisglub]

Hahah, what?? What are you talking about? It's an adorable face!

voice;

[deadlypanties]

Your tit size. 38D. Means you're probably an overweight cow with lifeless lard lumps for a chest.

I don't see a face.

voice;

[whatisglub]

I don't have anything on my chest except my shirt!