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[ so if you thought Nico was pissy in her last post, you haven't seen anything yet. She looks angry enough to be gently labeled apocalyptic, her usual brand of simmering-seething quiet anger replaced by boiling rage.
Her eyes are glowing red. That's never a healthy sign. ]
So here's a head's up. We've solved the mystery of the missing men, thanks to a timely tip and a little scrying with the Eye. All of you who are missing someone, listen up and listen well.
I'm no longer the worst witch in this universe. [ she holds up one hand, and a glittering red picture of Sylvie appears in her palm. she strikes a provocative pose, and Nico just scowls. ] No, that particular honor goes to Ms. Sylvie Lushton of Oklahoma, the "Enchantress". [ oh yes, this is said with airquotes. ] Missing a boyfriend, brother, or friend? Well, Sylvie has a terrible bad habit. She steals men. Of course, she doesn't see it as stealing---oh, god no, it isn't stealing if they follow her home.
She's an old school version of sorceress. She bewitches men to round out her own personal harem, because she has a horseface and a speech impediment and is basically unlovable on her own merits.
So okay, I can appreciate the irony in me saying this, but who's feeling up to forming an angry, torch-wielding mob? Because I'm going to go storm an invisible castle, and it wouldn't be complete without some pissed off villagers.
Her eyes are glowing red. That's never a healthy sign. ]
So here's a head's up. We've solved the mystery of the missing men, thanks to a timely tip and a little scrying with the Eye. All of you who are missing someone, listen up and listen well.
I'm no longer the worst witch in this universe. [ she holds up one hand, and a glittering red picture of Sylvie appears in her palm. she strikes a provocative pose, and Nico just scowls. ] No, that particular honor goes to Ms. Sylvie Lushton of Oklahoma, the "Enchantress". [ oh yes, this is said with airquotes. ] Missing a boyfriend, brother, or friend? Well, Sylvie has a terrible bad habit. She steals men. Of course, she doesn't see it as stealing---oh, god no, it isn't stealing if they follow her home.
She's an old school version of sorceress. She bewitches men to round out her own personal harem, because she has a horseface and a speech impediment and is basically unlovable on her own merits.
So okay, I can appreciate the irony in me saying this, but who's feeling up to forming an angry, torch-wielding mob? Because I'm going to go storm an invisible castle, and it wouldn't be complete without some pissed off villagers.