[ voice; accidental ]

[kinetic_douche]

--SON OF A BITCH!

[ ooc | And we have the return of Julian, who's been a bit absent because of Loki-meddling. ]

Comments

voice;

[witchsupreme]

I thought that it's been too refreshingly quiet lately.

voice;

[kinetic_douche]

Go ahead, laugh. It's not like the situation can get much worse.

Oh, wait, you're here.

So it did.

voice;

[witchsupreme]

Schadenfreude is my favorite.

voice;

[kinetic_douche]

If I hear popcorn, I swear to God...

Voice

[punchlikeagirl]

Whoa, what's wrong?

Voice

[kinetic_douche]

[ resigned: ] Douche of a roommate stuck me to the roof using gravity, and now I can't move. Whoopie.

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[punchlikeagirl]

Want me to come get you down?

Voice;

[kinetic_douche]

I've got it, but thanks. If I can't get out by tonight I'll give you a call.

[heavymettled]

Issues?

[kinetic_douche]

Roommate.

[heavymettled]

The two of you aren't getting along very well?

[kinetic_douche]

He's the god of trickery, and I pissed him off the first time we met.

So yeah, you could say that.

[unicornsforall]

What did you do now?

[kinetic_douche]

Can you help?

[unicornsforall]

Maybe!

Would a soul dagger help?

[witchsupreme]

Don't help him. Let him wriggle around for a while. It's the right thing to do.

[Voice]

[ascending_angel]

What happened.

[Voice]

[kinetic_douche]

Loki's having fun with the gravity in my room.

[Voice]

[ascending_angel]

You haven't gotten out of there yet?!

Sorry, I thought you'd been trying to move out?

[Voice]

[kinetic_douche]

I thought he'd been taken care of, but noooooooo. Apparently the Queen Bitch Supreme and Thor aren't enough to put the douche in his place.

He came back during Halloween and started messing with me. Today's been the worst.