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Tony Stark || Marvel 616 || The Invincible Iron Man || Everything ever

[liverletdie]

[ Stirring in bed, but the alarm is going to go off soon enough! ]

[behisgirlfriday]

[ you don't get an alarm, Tony. You get Pepper in a terrycloth bathrobe with a ring on her left hand and a thunderous expression on her face.

You also get an entire complimentary bucket of ice dumped on you. ]

Married?! We're MARRIED?

[liverletdie]

[ He jerks awake to the ice. GEE THANKS PEP THAT RUINS ANY SEX THIS MORNING. Then when he's finally in control of himself, he looks at her hand, then his... hand... oh god. ]

What the hell!?

[behisgirlfriday]

We're married!

[ she holds up her hand, almost shoving it in his face. It's a very nice ring, at least! ]

You taped the marriage certificate to the minifridge.

[ she kind of looks like she's about to cry ]

Is this some kind of joke?

Raven || DC Comics

[darkprophecies]

[ Waking up with a 'wait this isn't my room oh by Azar now what... ]

huuurp.

[of_animalia]

[ Hi. How's it going? He'll just be eying her like this is the Most Suspicious Thing Ever. Because it just might be. ]

o hai

[darkprophecies]

[ ... Hi. She blinks a few times before the exact same expression takes over her face. ]

s'up?

[of_animalia]

[ Oh, it's a staring contest, is it? Well, you're on!

Until, you know, he figures out that he should probably say something. Or... Do something. Something. Ahh! ]

Hhhhey.

Kitty Pryde || X-Men

[jewpryde]

[Chillen' on the beach. How did she get here again? And who swapped her sensible bathing suit for this bikini??]

[of_animalia]

[ Whoa. That's a lot of midriff. ]

Did you remember sunscreen, young lady?

[jewpryde]

[Oh. Were they on vacation?

... broken up people didn't go on vacation together.]

Actually, I didn't.

[of_animalia]

Geez. That's dangerous, you know.

[ Was there even any around here? Yes? Cool. ]

I can always help you with that.

[ Complete with suggestive eyebrows. Awwwright. ]

Saya Wallace | OC

[repairedbywebs]

[She is taking some sun, poolside, all bikinied. Also it's highly possible she is alone]

You know I had to.

[not_so_smooth]

[He's not ogling. He's not. He's appreciating. There's a difference.]

And I love you for it

[repairedbywebs]

[She blinks from her lounge and peers over her sunglasses]

Hello.

<3

[not_so_smooth]

[Oops, busted.]

Uh, hey there.

Janet Pym || Ultimates

[youmakemesmall]

[If you are Jan's spouse, you must accept that she likes to be naked. Or half naked. Lounging on the beach topless ftw.]

[liverletdie]

[ Relaxing with a pair of sunglasses on his nose. All the better to oogle you with, my dear. ]

[youmakemesmall]

[Jan is on her stomach and looks over.]

Tony?

[Somehow, this is weird. She can't place why. But this is weird. Right?]

[liverletdie]

[ Damn. ]

Jan? What's going on?

[ He might be in a speedo. ]