My Whole Existence is Flawed

[theplumtomato]

Title: My Whole Existence is Flawed
Pairing: Axel/Roxas
Rating: M
Words: 2,700~
Disclaimer: I don't own anything you see here. Nothing. Nada. 
A/N: Written for zenelly's 21st birthday, for her prompt AkuRoku lap dancing. Sorry I kind of wrecked it, but I honestly don't think Roxas would ever, ever writhe around in Axel's lap. Not unless he was drunk as fuck or

Comments

[bibliophiliac88]

L;JAF;LFJA;LGKJ;ALJKHA;LJ;LKFHAGA;LGKJA;LJA

WHEN I CAN FORM ACTUAL WORDS

WHEN

IF

[theplumtomato]

LOLOLOLOLOL <3<3<3

THIS IS WHAT I DO ONCE SCHOOL HAS LET ME OUT OF IT'S CLUTCHES.

DECOMPRESSION IN THE FORM OF PORN.

<3<3<3<3<3

[bibliophiliac88]

WELL I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR OUR SEXY FRENCH LADIES BECAUSE I AM GOING TO NEED SOME SERIOUS DECOMPRESSION TOO.

FFFFFFFFUCK.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, HOLY FUCK THIS JUST MADE ME ALL BLUSHY AGAIN READING WHILE MY FAM WATCHES THE X FACTOR LAWL

<3<3<3<3<3

[theplumtomato]

OH GOD. I-
I THINK I'M READY.

LOLOLOLOL DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, THERE'S FAMILY IN THE ROOM XD

<3<3<3<3<3<3

[zenelly]

HOORAY LAPDANCING FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!
and really, I don't care that it's Axel not Roxas, I just want ALL OF THE LAPDANCING FICS because there needs to be more.

btw, crown royal burns in a good way

[theplumtomato]

HOORAY!! <3

It's true, there does need to be more AkuRoku lap dancing fic.

Ugh, Crown Royal. I can't abide by it. It's the first thing I've ever been sick off of alcohol-wise, and I can't even look at the label anymore.

Hope your birthday is still being fun!!!

*hugs and loves*

[zenelly]

I had a small glass that I drank for about 3 hours before I was finished. I went back to the butterscotch schnapps pretty quickly.

It is fun. Now we're trying to find a boardgame to play.

*hughug and all the loves*

[conigliomannaro]

I'm pretty scatterbrained at this point, but I do believe that this might be one of the most osom things I read today.
Sorry, I'm just not coherent enough for a serious comment now :D

[theplumtomato]

Lolololol silly head <3 You are an adorable little scruff <3

*snuggles and cuddles* <3<3<3

[roterstern]

Holy shit woman I'm grinning a Jokeresque grin, so wide it's almost splitting my face, cause FUCK.

Unh, this might be like the hottest shit I've read in a long, long, long time. You chose just the right words, and omg the tension and fuck, "strong hands" gripping at Axel and dskjdklkjdfkjkjjl

you know, why am I even trying

dklkdfl.ksdjkdfdklDKJFDLKFD;G;GKRLR;DFDFSSASSFSDGF

DFJKDF:DFKLJDGLJRGFHRRE

[roterstern]

can't zenelly have birthday every day? D:

[theplumtomato]

Lolololololol oh you adorable little thing <3<3<3

I'm so glad you liked it! You're too good to me, I'm flailing a little bit. AND YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH THE TENSION. IT'S JUST AS DELICIOUS AS THE SEX IS!

And sadly, no, Zene can't have a birthday every day. BUT. BUT FINALS ARE COMING, AND I ALWAYS PROCRASTINATE SO HARD AND WRITE WRITE WRITE WHEN I HAVE FINALS, SO THERE'S THAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO XD

<3<3<3

[xtorchlightx]

You know what's fun? Going through and reading all the flustered comments. XD

Great job with this! Once again, great grammar. Couldn't notice any typos, and the idea was common, but well pulled off. Keep up the good work!

[theplumtomato]

Lmfao XD They're a treat, I'll tell you that for free

Thank you so much! I tend to dislike lap dancing fics, because they usually comprise of Roxas in drag rubbing all over a smarmy Axel and that is so far from my head canon that I get a little nauseous. And if you want something done, you really should do it yourself XD

<3<3<3