15th Slice [Voice]

[thepartydude]

No way!

I missed it!

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[ecopiracy]

Oh? What exactly did you miss?

[thepartydude]

Only the best holiday of the entire year!

[ecopiracy]

And what holiday would that be?

[Really, most of the holidays on this ship are ones Phoenix is unfamiliar with. Apparently here's another to add to the list.]

[thepartydude]

April Fool's Day, dude!

[God Phoenix, don't you know anything?]

[ntjstapwn]

You poor bastard.

I guess there's always next year. And, well, people expect it less when its not on schedule.

[thepartydude]

Yeah but this was the one day of the year I could totally get away with it.

[ntjstapwn]

What is family for if not to forgive you for playing jokes on them?

*Says the only child.*

[thepartydude]

You've never had to sit through one of Leo's lectures.

[Not that it stops him.]

[axemeaquestion]

Poor baby.

[thepartydude]

It's a modern tragedy.

[axemeaquestion]

I know.

[thepartydude]

You could at least try to sound disappointed.

[ixgideonxi]

For some reason, I fear what you would've come up with.

[thepartydude]

Hey, my pranks are high comedy.

[ixgideonxi]

... Thus, I fear them. So what was your best prank, then?

[thepartydude]

Oh dude, I have to pick one?

[Mike thinks long and hard about this one.]

Covering Leo's stuff in tinfoil was pretty good, but I think the funniest was waiting for Raph to go out drinking with Casey, then covering his door in about ten rolls of duct tape. He came home drunk and spent twenty minutes trying to find the doorknob!

[He giggles at the memory. Of course when Raph realized what had happened, he was out for Mikey's head, but it was still hilarious.]

[iwitnessdamsel]

[April is hung-over and totally unsympathetic.]

And we are all very grateful of that, Mikey. Believe me.

[thepartydude]

My feelings, they are wounded.

[iwitnessdamsel]

Mikey, honey.

[There's some shifting of fabric as April pulls herself up-right. This is followed by a pause where she waits off the avert affects of moving at all.]

You know I love you.

But your pranks can be terrible.

[About as terrible as this hangover--where's the water?]

[thepartydude]

Pfffffft, see that just proves you can't appreciate real art.

[A pause.]

You okay, April? You sound sick.