'Ello Guv'nuh!

[theottsel]

I'm dying my hair black and practicing a British accent, but not for the reason you're thinking.

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What the heck is going on now!?

[yotie]

Pics, we gotta see pics!

[artfulreggie]

Care to shine my shoes for a tuppence whilst you're down there?

[absolutzani]

but it IS for the reason that i am thinking!

next week, you, me, drinky drunky, yes?

[mut]

You're playing Dick Van Dyke?

(Fun fact: his porno name is "Cedric Blueberry". See if you can work that into the audition!)

[the_loafmaster]

.....Could you please inform me what reason I was apparently thinking of as to why you'd be dying your hair black and practicing a British accent?