I don't know how long our interest in returning to LJ will last, but let's get theorizing.  A crisis is always a great time for theory.  How about...top ten list of theories about viruses/quarantines/illness/contagion/etc. I'll fill out #1 for everyone, becuase it's just so obvious.

1.  Foucault, Discipline & Punish
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