*beams*

[theoret]

Thank you for the Birthday well wishes, everyone! You make me happy. <333

Special thanks to smallcaps and maichan808 for the v-gifts! I love how most people get flowers and hearts on their profiles on their birthday, and I get brains and tentacles. I CONSIDER IT APPROPRIATE AND AWESOME.

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[uglyduckling_me]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABBY!

SMALLCAPS SAID YOU'RE MOST LIKELY OF A LEGAL AGE WHEREBY I CAN HIT ON YOU. I HOPE THAT'S TRUE.

[theoret]

I was going to say that I'm pretty sure I'm legal everywhere, but then it occurred to me that the age of consent might be 21 in some places. Hold on.

Okay, a little googling later, and it turns out there are some countries in Africa where you couldn't have sex with me legally. We couldn't have sex in Chad, for example.

I'm legal pretty much everywhere else, though! \o/ Smallcaps is just a wuss who doesn't want to hit on teenagers. (I have tried telling her adults hitting on teenagers is kinky and thus hot, but... well, actually, she did listen. And then suggested roleplaying, seeing as I am no longer a teenager, and therefore that particular realm of kinkiness is now cut off to me. STILL, I AM GOING TO BE INDIGNANT ABOUT THE FACT SHE WAS WARY OF HITTING ON 19-YEAR-OLD!ME, ANYWAY.)

[smallcaps]

YOU ALSO COULDN'T HAVE SEX *ON* CHAD.

WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T.

OH CHAD.

PS: BRING A SCHOOL UNIFORM FOR APPROPRIATE ROLEPLAYING.

...*LION* SCHOOL.

[theoret]

CHAD + SEX = ENDLESSLY AMUSING COMBO.

I DO NOT OWN A SCHOOL UNIFORM APPROPRIATE FOR ROLEPLAYING. D:

ALTHOUGH, TBH, I AM THINKING I WILL MAYBE BUY SOME SANDALS AND THIN TROUSERS WHEN I GET THERE (SANDALS ARE SURPRISINGLY HARD TO FIND HERE IN MIDWINTER), SO I CAN ALWAYS ALSO BUY ~KINKY ROLEPLAYING COSTUMES~ WHILE I'M AT IT.

PS WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LION SCHOOL AND NORMAL SCHOOL?

[bitter_crimson]

:D :D YAY BRAINS AND TENTACLES! AND BIRTHDAYS! MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES TO YOU, BB! :D :D

[theoret]

:D!

...I AM NOW IMAGINING A BRAIN BEING TENTACLE RAEPED. IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF SKULL FUCKING POSSIBILITIES. ALSO, SOMEHOW THIS MENTAL IMAGE IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

[bitter_crimson]

OH MAN, THIS IS TTLY RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. :D I TAKE TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY!

[theoret]

TBH, MOST PEOPLE I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ABOUT THAT THOUGHT, FOR FEAR OF GROSSING THEM OUT, BUT I KNEW IT WOULD BE RELEVANT TO YOU. <3

I LIKE HOW YOU JUST LET ME BLAME YOU FOR STUFF! IT IS PLEASING. *absolves self of any kind of personal responsibility*

[maichan]

MOAR TENTACLES, BECAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT!

[theoret]

HOW DO YOU FIND THIS STUFF?

You are constantly bringing the best the internet has to offer. I am in awe of your leet skillz.

ARE YOU MAGICAL?

[smallcaps]

The magic of GOOGLE.

[theoret]

GOOGLE NEVER BRING ME SHIT THAT AWESOME WHEN I SEARCH FOR TENTACLES. :(((((

I CALL SHENANIGANS. THIS IS BLATANT FAVOURITISM. GOOGLE LOVES MAICHAN BEST. :(

[wanttobeatree]

DID YOU HAVE A SUPER BIRTHDAY? TELL UUUUS.

ALSO, WHAT TIME IS YOUR TRAIN TO LONDON ON SAT? DOUBLE ALSO, WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING ON LEAVING?

[theoret]

I HAD A PRETTY GREAT DAY. I MOSTLY SAT AROUND AT HOME AND LET PEOPLE PREPARE MEALS FOR ME. OM NOM NOM, STEAK.

ALSO, I GOT CHUCK SEASON ONE ON DVD AND FORCED MY BROTHER INTO WATCHING THE FIRST FOUR EPISODES WITH ME. \O/

I have an off-peak return, so I'm pretty flexible. I was planning on catching the 10:01 out (arriving at LPadd 10:59), and then just catching the train home whenever everyone else seemed to be heading out. I might double check on when the last train back to Oxford is when I get to LPadd, though. Were you thinking of meeting up en route again?

[wanttobeatree]

BIRTHDAY STEAK IS EXCELLENT STEAK.

Me too with the off-peak return. My train is at 10:04, arring at LPadd at 11:10, so I guess we're going by a different route. IDK HOW TO WORK OUT WHICH ROUTE WOULD BRING US TOGETHER. We could meet in LPadd though and get the tube to the... wherever it is we're meeting together?

[theoret]

Well we're both probably stopping at Didcot and/or Reading, so we could check our times there. Or we could be lazy and meet in Paddington. We're meeting Leicester Square, so I'm getting the tube to Piccadilly Circus, which is, like, 5 minutes walk away.

[lazy_daze]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG!!

[theoret]

:DDD! Thank youuu!