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[theonlyteddie]

Woah...! I didn't realize how long it's been since I've made a 'post' thing here!

Hi, everyone! I'm Teddie. And there's something I've gotta say!

[From the tone of Teddie's next words, it's clear he has something Very Important to address. So very important, you don't even know, man!]As you may know, I, Teddie, like ladies. We all know Demeleier

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[Audio]

[dragon_savior]

Um... Well, if that works, more power to you Teddie.

[Audio]

[theonlyteddie]

Of course it will! Who could resist a natural Casanova like moi?

[Audio]

[dragon_savior]

Well... You could ask Minako, I suppose. She seems really into romance.

[Audio]

[theonlyteddie]

Oh, I think I've seen her around! This could be my chance~!

audio. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU.

[toplay_thefool]

[... ... ...]

Teddie...

[He's suppressing a wince.]

audio. <3

[theonlyteddie]

[BEHOLD, SENSEI, AS TEDDIE COMPLETELY MISINTERPRETS THIS]

...Well, I guess if Sensei wants a smooch too, how can I say no?

audio. sioufhisuyfugfuy teddie...

[toplay_thefool]

[!!!]

Ah - that's - I'm fine, Teddie.

audio. |3c

[theonlyteddie]

You don't have to be shy, Sensei!

audio; I'm sorry in advance for her.

[notmycreampuffs]

... No. Go find a tree or something.

audio; rofl it's cool <3

[theonlyteddie]

...! Rejected so soon, and so coldly...!

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[notmycreampuffs]

[Hear this sound? It's a complete void of sympathy.]

If you're really a talking bear, I'm sure there's plenty of trees that would love it if you kissed them.

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[theonlyteddie]

But I'm not looking for trees, I'm looking for ladies!

Trees aren't ladies!!

[voice]

[herolegs]

[OTL. there's a big sigh here.]

Teddie ...

[voice]

[theonlyteddie]

Hi Chie-chan!

I don't suppose you're volunteering...?

[Oh Teddie, give it a rest already.]

[voice]

[herolegs]

I don't think that's such a good idea, Teddie.

[don't make chie punt the stuffing out of you.]

[voice]

[theonlyteddie]

But Chie-chan...!

[8(]

video;

[bloodforlight]

[There are no words. She's aghast.]

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[theonlyteddie]

[It seemed like a good idea at the time...!]

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[bloodforlight]

[She sighs.]

Enterprising little human, aren't you?

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[theonlyteddie]

Of course not!

I'm a bear, not just a human!