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[drake_on_call]

Who: Drake and Christoph
What: Aromatherapy
When: This afternoon at 2
Where: Bed, Bath, and Beyond
Why: Brilliant plan

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[metzebd]

Christoph had been sitting in the lobby idly waiting for Drake to arrive. He had went down to the lobby early, because he was always early, never on time, early. He waved at Drake when he saw him and walked over.

"I know I've said I'd help, but I think I should be able to know what you're planning. So, what's this brilliant plan of yours?"

[drake_on_call]

"I'm sorry you find my sex life so distasteful," he said, wrinkling his nose as he took out his wallet.

[metzebd]

"It's not just yours," Christoph offered, "I just think you shouldn't kiss and tell in any case."

[drake_on_call]

"Who said I was gonna talk about *kissing?" he laughed as they left the store.

[metzebd]

"You know what I mean," Christoph said, "Your innocent act has no effect me at all, I hope you know."

[drake_on_call]

"The innocent act doesn't work, the dirty act doesn't work...I've given up hope of having effects on you."

[metzebd]

"Maybe one day you'll find an act that works on me...but I wouldn't count on it." He put the bag of candles that he was carrying into the car, "Were these the only things you needed?"

[drake_on_call]

"I don't think I want an act to work on you," he said thoughtfully. "You're one of my only friends and I wouldn't want that to change....yeah, that was all I wanted to get. Unless you wanna go buy some handcuffs. I mean, they could come in handy."

[metzebd]

"I'm flattered," Christoph replied, smiling a bit, "You're a good guy, Drake and you definitely are one of my friends."

Then he raised an eyebrow, "Handcuffs? You want handcuffs - actually you know what, I don't think I want to know. So we'll just go get them."

[drake_on_call]

"You know, I actually think my roomate has some. He's a porn star, in case I didn't mention, on top of being a bartender, so he brings home all sorts of really strange things. I learned very quickly not to borrow his clothes because I was shuffling around in his closet one day, and...wow. Even *I* said wow."

[metzebd]

"Yes, that was one fact you omitted when you talked about your roommate." Christoph chuckled, "So, what's next?"

[drake_on_call]

"Mm, let's just go to lunch and then I'll let you get back to letting people cry with your legal science stuff."

[metzebd]

"Lunch sounds good and very funny, I don't make people cry...I make them sob." Christoph winked as they got into the car.

[drake_on_call]

"Pedantic. Where do you wanna go?"

[metzebd]

"You're driving, so your call. As long as it's not something extremely spicy I think I'll be okay with whatever you choose."