oooooh noooo ;(

[theodred]

AHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHH!

BARBARA STREISAND IS HORRIBLE! I THINK I AM GOING BLIND, REALLY. HER NOSE IS SO HUGE IT HURTS ME JUST TO SEE IT.
MY BRAIN IS SLOWLY GOING TO MELT INTO A GOO THAT SINGS "DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE" ENDLESSLY.

Comments

[manofrohan]

I tried. It didn't work.

*pats*

There there.

[theodred]

Hi daddy! Did you say something? Please speak up, I couldn't hear you over THE HORRIBLE SCREAHING THAT IS BARBARA STREISANDS VOICE.

[manofrohan]

Ahem.

I SAID YOU'RE SCREWED, SON. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

[theodred]

:(((((

[timulty]

*sends draincleaner*

[theodred]

Yay!

[timulty]

If you drink enough of that, you can go visit your husband at work. :)

[lady_silmarien]

Fah. Give it 24 hours or something. Your husband and wife won't leave you with me for long.

Hey, I have these gag thingies that look like real welts. What do you say we put them on and take pictures to make it look more menancing?

[theodred]

Sure! But if I get really badly hurt I am going to cry alot do something. Maybe.

[lady_silmarien]

*pats* Um, there there. The welts are removable.

If you cry in my presence I will be forced to turn on the porn.

[theodred]

NO, NOT THE PORN! ANYTHING BUT THE PORN!

[vardamir]

Ahahaha you were kidnapped by my militant lesbian descendant bitch.

I'm bored. I'll save you or something. In a while. Hey, a sword. *brandishes*

I think this is a good start. I don't have a ransom or anything, do I? I don't do ransoms.

[vardamir]

Pretend I said "pay a ransom", never mention this again, and I'll actually save you before she whips out the flamingo porn.

[theodred]

FLAMINGO PORN?!

[vardamir]

Oh, yes, you should see the feathers fly.