on the hit list (wanted in the telephone book)
Title: on the hit list (wanted in the telephone book)
Pairing: Taeil/Jihoon, Zico/Jaehyo
Group: Block B
Rating: R? More like PG-13 you nerds.
Notes: A BLOCK B TEXTING FIC INSPIRED BY A B.A.P TEXTING FIC INSPIRED BY A BLOCK B TEXTING FIC? I'm suffering a weird fiception rn. I couldn't read the original Block B fic bc the whole journal looks deleted, but the B.A.P fic is Make It Loud by iridae and is hilarious and cute and you should read it. Written for gehsekki to inspire her through midterms! <3
Summary: texting!AU Never ask your single friends for dating advice. Never, ever, ever ask Park Kyung for advice.
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
what kind of girl does taeil like?
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
i wasnt aware taeillie was into girls
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
realLY?? hyung are you serious
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
lmao jk taeillie likes the super cute tiny ones
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
he saw IU doing gwiyomi and i think he died a lil bit
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
are you okay?? its been like three hours did u die?
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
i'm never going to have a chance. i hate you.
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
love u too, jihoonie. *kiss kiss*
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
but i think he loves u even though ur a giant oaf
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
what kind of girls does jiho like?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
i didn't sign up for this
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
?? what kind?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS. why dont you know arent you his roommate?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
you're his best friend. tell me or i release the jjijji party.
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
did you set jaehyo up to this
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
?? hyung im eating right now. what did jaehyo do?
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
EVIL
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
he likes big butts and he cannot lie
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
oh. really?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Kim Yukwon
do I have a nice butt?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
GET A SMALL WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN HIS FACE AND HE GETS
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
round thing? like pizza? should i buy him pizza?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
SPRUNG
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
go for it. maybe you should suck his dick too.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
oeith4iuh@@@111!!
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Ahn Jaehyo
I never look at your butt and I never will.
--
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Lee Minhyuk
Jaehyo is talking about butts. What's going on?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Kim Yukwon
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST MONTH DID YOUR GF EAT YOU
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
butts?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
[MMS: download photo attachment]
is mine nice?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
dont you tell it is every morning in the mirror?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
no, just my face. now i think my butt is sad
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
get jiho to grope it for you. i hear he likes asses.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
why does everyone know this except ME
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Woo Jiho
grope jaehyos ass next time you see him
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Minhyuk
20k won and done
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Woo Jiho
did he look happier?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Minhyuk
he punched me in the chest. i cant feel one of my nipples anymore. you owe me 30k won.
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Minhyuk
nvm he bought me pizza. 20k won tho.
From: Woo Jiho
To: Park Kyung
why did jaehyo buy me pizza? he said it was ur idea
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
but did he do anything ELSE?
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Ahn Jaehyo
what kind of girls does taeil like?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Pyo Jihoon
taeil is mine. back off.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Pyo Jihoon
also i am fairly sure he only likes his fish. and me.
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Lee Taeil <3
ARE YOU AND JAEHYO-HYUNG GOING OUT?
From: Lee Taeil <3
To: Pyo Jihoon
ew. are you coming shopping with me today?
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Lee Taeil <3
hongdae?
From: Lee Taeil <3
To: Pyo Jihoon
where else? see you at 1
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
HE GROPED ME
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
u disappoint me.
--
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
no one is sucking anyone elses dicks u are all a waste of my precious time.
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
MY MOM WAS READING OVER MY SHOULDER
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
lmao dont live at home loser. I NEED PEOPLE TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH. do something interesting.
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
i just had to clean the entire house i hate you forever i am blocking your number
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
sure
[MESSAGE NOT SENT: Invalid number]
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Woo Jiho
how do you ask people out?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Pyo Jihoon
why are you asking people out? aren't you and taeil already dating? i'm going to tell taeil.
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Woo Jiho
WE ARENT DATING YET
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Taeil
your boyfriend wants to know how to ask a girl out
From: Lee Taeil
To: Woo Jiho
is this jiho? how did you get this number?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Taeil
i am trying to warn you of impending cheating and you want to know how i got your number???
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Taeil
also kyung
From: Lee Taeil
To: Park Kyung
stop telling jiho weird things. jihoon is not my bf.
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Taeil
but do u want him to be? is the question
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Woo Jiho
there is a girl in the living room who says shes yours can you come GET HER
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Woo Jiho
WHERE ARE YOU WHY ARENT YOU HOME
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
tell her to go away. i dont know her.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Woo Jiho
she looks familiar. didnt you date her last month?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
just text me when shes gone
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
its 3am can i come home yet?? hyung?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
jiho is a massive dick i hate him
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
;) you sure you dont want to ride that d?
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
he kissed me11!!1
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
it is 4 am go away
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
HE CALLED ME HIS BOyFREIDN
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo JiSHUT UP
4 AM! GO AWAY
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Ahn Jaehyo
TAEIL IS MINE HAHAHAHA
--
From: Woo Jiho
To: Kim Yukwon
i'm at yours. can i come in? i think i have hypothermia
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Woo Jiho
Sure, I'll be right down. :)
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Lee Minhyuk
I go on vacation with my gf for two weeks and Jaehyo has Jiho locked out of the apartment?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
stop jaehyo at all costs
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
are you talking to me again?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
EMERGENCY MEASURES
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
soju?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
i think its a vodka situation
--
From: Park Kyung
To: Everyone [Ex. Ahn Jaehyo]
PARTY AT JAEHYO'S. ANY AND ALL WHO CAN ATTEND SHOW UP AT 8PM. BYOB ASSHOLES IM TOO POOR TO INTOXICATE YOU ALLLL
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
STOP THIS MADNESS WHO ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
where the fuck are you. i will find you and destrOY YOU
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
go to jaehyos room rn hes rly drukn and angr y
From: Woo Jiho
To: Park Kyung
i can see u behind the couch. why are you hiding?
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
vodka. GO NOW
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
fine ok i dont hate you
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
@!!!jyyyhbay!!!
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
i am nver drinkig AGAINN
From: Woo Jiho
To: Park Kyung
kkkk i got my dick sucked by jaehyo
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
i dnt want to felln my bra i n anymur
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
we had sex!!
[MESSAGE NOT SENT: Phone is turned off or out of service area.]
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
pizza tonight? i can return your favor.
END
A/N: whyyyyyyyyyyy
Pairing: Taeil/Jihoon, Zico/Jaehyo
Group: Block B
Rating: R? More like PG-13 you nerds.
Notes: A BLOCK B TEXTING FIC INSPIRED BY A B.A.P TEXTING FIC INSPIRED BY A BLOCK B TEXTING FIC? I'm suffering a weird fiception rn. I couldn't read the original Block B fic bc the whole journal looks deleted, but the B.A.P fic is Make It Loud by iridae and is hilarious and cute and you should read it. Written for gehsekki to inspire her through midterms! <3
Summary: texting!AU Never ask your single friends for dating advice. Never, ever, ever ask Park Kyung for advice.
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
what kind of girl does taeil like?
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
i wasnt aware taeillie was into girls
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
realLY?? hyung are you serious
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
lmao jk taeillie likes the super cute tiny ones
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
he saw IU doing gwiyomi and i think he died a lil bit
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
are you okay?? its been like three hours did u die?
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
i'm never going to have a chance. i hate you.
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
love u too, jihoonie. *kiss kiss*
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
but i think he loves u even though ur a giant oaf
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
what kind of girls does jiho like?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
i didn't sign up for this
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
?? what kind?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS. why dont you know arent you his roommate?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
you're his best friend. tell me or i release the jjijji party.
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
did you set jaehyo up to this
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
?? hyung im eating right now. what did jaehyo do?
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
EVIL
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
he likes big butts and he cannot lie
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
oh. really?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Kim Yukwon
do I have a nice butt?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
GET A SMALL WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN HIS FACE AND HE GETS
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
round thing? like pizza? should i buy him pizza?
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
SPRUNG
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
go for it. maybe you should suck his dick too.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
oeith4iuh@@@111!!
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Ahn Jaehyo
I never look at your butt and I never will.
--
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Lee Minhyuk
Jaehyo is talking about butts. What's going on?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Kim Yukwon
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST MONTH DID YOUR GF EAT YOU
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
butts?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
[MMS: download photo attachment]
is mine nice?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
dont you tell it is every morning in the mirror?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
no, just my face. now i think my butt is sad
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
get jiho to grope it for you. i hear he likes asses.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
why does everyone know this except ME
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Woo Jiho
grope jaehyos ass next time you see him
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Minhyuk
20k won and done
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Woo Jiho
did he look happier?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Minhyuk
he punched me in the chest. i cant feel one of my nipples anymore. you owe me 30k won.
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Minhyuk
nvm he bought me pizza. 20k won tho.
From: Woo Jiho
To: Park Kyung
why did jaehyo buy me pizza? he said it was ur idea
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
but did he do anything ELSE?
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Ahn Jaehyo
what kind of girls does taeil like?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Pyo Jihoon
taeil is mine. back off.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Pyo Jihoon
also i am fairly sure he only likes his fish. and me.
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Lee Taeil <3
ARE YOU AND JAEHYO-HYUNG GOING OUT?
From: Lee Taeil <3
To: Pyo Jihoon
ew. are you coming shopping with me today?
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Lee Taeil <3
hongdae?
From: Lee Taeil <3
To: Pyo Jihoon
where else? see you at 1
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
HE GROPED ME
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
u disappoint me.
--
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
no one is sucking anyone elses dicks u are all a waste of my precious time.
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
MY MOM WAS READING OVER MY SHOULDER
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
lmao dont live at home loser. I NEED PEOPLE TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH. do something interesting.
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
i just had to clean the entire house i hate you forever i am blocking your number
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
sure
[MESSAGE NOT SENT: Invalid number]
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Woo Jiho
how do you ask people out?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Pyo Jihoon
why are you asking people out? aren't you and taeil already dating? i'm going to tell taeil.
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Woo Jiho
WE ARENT DATING YET
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Taeil
your boyfriend wants to know how to ask a girl out
From: Lee Taeil
To: Woo Jiho
is this jiho? how did you get this number?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Taeil
i am trying to warn you of impending cheating and you want to know how i got your number???
From: Woo Jiho
To: Lee Taeil
also kyung
From: Lee Taeil
To: Park Kyung
stop telling jiho weird things. jihoon is not my bf.
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Taeil
but do u want him to be? is the question
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Woo Jiho
there is a girl in the living room who says shes yours can you come GET HER
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Woo Jiho
WHERE ARE YOU WHY ARENT YOU HOME
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
tell her to go away. i dont know her.
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Woo Jiho
she looks familiar. didnt you date her last month?
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
just text me when shes gone
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
its 3am can i come home yet?? hyung?
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Lee Minhyuk
jiho is a massive dick i hate him
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Ahn Jaehyo
;) you sure you dont want to ride that d?
--
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
he kissed me11!!1
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo Jihoon
it is 4 am go away
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
HE CALLED ME HIS BOyFREIDN
From: Park Kyung
To: Pyo JiSHUT UP
4 AM! GO AWAY
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Ahn Jaehyo
TAEIL IS MINE HAHAHAHA
--
From: Woo Jiho
To: Kim Yukwon
i'm at yours. can i come in? i think i have hypothermia
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Woo Jiho
Sure, I'll be right down. :)
From: Kim Yukwon
To: Lee Minhyuk
I go on vacation with my gf for two weeks and Jaehyo has Jiho locked out of the apartment?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
stop jaehyo at all costs
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
are you talking to me again?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
EMERGENCY MEASURES
From: Park Kyung
To: Lee Minhyuk
soju?
From: Lee Minhyuk
To: Park Kyung
i think its a vodka situation
--
From: Park Kyung
To: Everyone [Ex. Ahn Jaehyo]
PARTY AT JAEHYO'S. ANY AND ALL WHO CAN ATTEND SHOW UP AT 8PM. BYOB ASSHOLES IM TOO POOR TO INTOXICATE YOU ALLLL
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
STOP THIS MADNESS WHO ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
where the fuck are you. i will find you and destrOY YOU
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
go to jaehyos room rn hes rly drukn and angr y
From: Woo Jiho
To: Park Kyung
i can see u behind the couch. why are you hiding?
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
vodka. GO NOW
--
From: Ahn Jaehyo
To: Park Kyung
fine ok i dont hate you
From: Park Kyung
To: Ahn Jaehyo
@!!!jyyyhbay!!!
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
i am nver drinkig AGAINN
From: Woo Jiho
To: Park Kyung
kkkk i got my dick sucked by jaehyo
From: Park Kyung
To: Woo Jiho
i dnt want to felln my bra i n anymur
From: Pyo Jihoon
To: Park Kyung
we had sex!!
[MESSAGE NOT SENT: Phone is turned off or out of service area.]
From: Woo Jiho
To: Ahn Jaehyo
pizza tonight? i can return your favor.
END
A/N: whyyyyyyyyyyy