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Jul 16, 2009 23:34

Achilles Heel, Ten/Rose, G
(I think this may be considered crackfic, but I won't apologize.)
"No, Rose. Absolutely not.", 484 words

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:kh_mattie, challenge 04

Comments 9

morrighangw July 17 2009, 05:30:30 UTC

*giggles* Well, it's about time someone gave Zeus a piece of their mind...

starry_eyed July 17 2009, 18:15:22 UTC

I know right? All that raping and chasing and illegitimate children. lol.

Thanks for reading!

mylittlepwny July 17 2009, 05:39:05 UTC

I WANT TO MEET YOU IN DINGY ALLEYS AND BUY THIS CRACK EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, BB.

THIS IS FOR REALZ. I AM AN ADDICT. I WILL CUT SOMEONE IF I DON'T GET MY FIX.

He doesn't know how to say it without giving too much away. He doesn't know how to articulate that to some people he is a lonely God, a being to be both feared and pitied. Not that she would understand if he told her. No, to Rose Tyler, he is nothing more than a warm hand and nice hair.

He likes that a lot, and suspects she knows it.

skgjsutieropfkjnguiajiteo YES. Yes yes yes yes, because the Doctor is not some BIG IMPRESSIVE LONELY WHATEVER to Rose Tyler, okay. He is the Doctor, with messy hair and tight suits and WHO SHE TEASES, ALL THE TIME, ABOUT THINKING HIMSELF IMPRESSIVE; whose hands were made for hers even before they met and who does silly and insane things and takes everything he touches and makes it better, just by being there, and has so much scar tissue it's almost impossible to see past it sometimes, but that's fine, because she loves ( ... )

zombres July 17 2009, 14:05:02 UTC

OMG MEL YOU ARE THE BEST COMMENT GIVER EVER, BECAUSE AFTER YOU POST A COMMENT I KNOW I COULD NEVER POST ONE THAT WOULD EVEN COME CLOSE. AND YOU HONED IN ON ALL OF THE THINGS THAT I LOVED ABOUT THIS AND IN A FUNNIER WAY THAN I EVER COULD AND SERIOUSLY, I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE THE FICS THEMSELVES.

AND MATTIE, OMFGGGGGGGGG. I LOOOOOOVE THIS. THIS COMM NEEDS MORE CRACKFIC, BECAUSE WHILE I LOVE SMUTFIC AND ANGSTFIC I ALSO SOMETIMES CRAVE CRACKFIC AND GODS BLESS YOU FOR WRITING THIS.

ALSO, YOUR DIALOGUE IS ALWAYS SO SPOT-ON AND PERFECTLY IN CHARACTER AND HAHAH CUPID HAS SUCH A THING FOR ROSE AND I AM A LITTLE SORRY THAT HERCULES WAS NEVER BORN BECAUSE THAT MEANS WE NEVER GOT "HERCULES: THE LEGENDARY ADVENTURES", WHICH IS A GREAT LOSS TO EARTH CULTURE.

BUT STILL! ROSE BEING ALL INDIGNANT AND CALLING ZEUS "OI, YOU" AND TRYING TO MAKE A SHIV OUT OF A HAIRPIN AND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

ILU, HAVE MY BABIES.

starry_eyed July 17 2009, 18:25:28 UTC

OH BB, I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I WILL GLADLY FILL YOUR CRACKFIC CRAVINGS. MY HEAD IS FULL OF CRAZY STUFF LIKE THIS.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT OL' HERC ACTUALLY CAUSE I TOTES MIXED MY MYTHS UP AND THAT WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHERE HE WAS CONCEIVED. SO...... LOOPHOLE! lol.

ILU 2 BBKINS, AND I ACCEPT YOUR BABIES BUT ONLY IF YOU AGREE TO RAISE THEM WITH ME AND NAME THEM ROSE AND THE DOCTOR.

starry_eyed July 17 2009, 18:21:29 UTC

YOU JUST BE THERE BB. THE CRACK WILL BE PROVIDED. I PROMISE. WEDNESDAY CRACK DATE NIGHT? I'M THEEEEEEERE.

skgjsutieropfkjnguiajiteo YES. Yes yes yes yes, because the Doctor is not some BIG IMPRESSIVE LONELY WHATEVER to Rose Tyler, okay. He is the Doctor, with messy hair and tight suits and WHO SHE TEASES, ALL THE TIME, ABOUT THINKING HIMSELF IMPRESSIVE; whose hands were made for hers even before they met and who does silly and insane things and takes everything he touches and makes it better, just by being there, and has so much scar tissue it's almost impossible to see past it sometimes, but that's fine, because she loves him, for everything he is, and none of that is ever anything big and grand because he's just her Doctor, and always will be, and all this fire ice and rage stuff is completely foreign to her, would make her laugh big and loud before asking if they're serious, and OH, BB, I'm not saying this right, but whatever, the point is just for you to know that you have hit the exact right spot for me with this.GAH. You said ( ... )

outforawalk July 17 2009, 06:05:42 UTC

He stops when he sees the attempt to scare her is failing miserably and that, quite to the contrary, she seems to be trying to fashion some type of a weapon out of her hair pin.

Hilarious, but poor Hercules!

starry_eyed July 17 2009, 18:26:33 UTC

hee. Thanks. As I told zombres above, I kinda mixed up my myths so you may not need to worry about him as much as you think. ;)

hippiebanana132 July 19 2009, 02:42:47 UTC

Haha, truly brilliant, and then dead cute at the end too!!