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[jessicaqueen]

Impractical Shoes (and Other Assorted Articles of Clothing), Ten/Rose, PG-13, 2365 words

Author's Note: Contains bondage and implied issues of consent.

“This isn’t what it looks like,” Rose says. She tries to cover herself, but her hands are literally tied, and the squirming only draws more attention to the expanse of naked skin

Comments

[facing_the_wind]

Mmm, 51st century pheremones ftw! Jack would be so proud.
But I gotta know! Did they or didn't they?!?

[jessicaqueen]

Well, put it this way. Jack would track the Doctor down a year earlier just so he could whup both Rose and the Doctor for failing to capitalise on that scenario. Having said that, I see an imminent butt-whupping in the Doctor's future, because he just can't ever get his shizzle together.

Nearly naked girl. Bound to your bed. What do you do?

Go and fix the couplings or something, probably.

[housemaid79]

"Nearly naked girl. Bound to your bed. What do you do?

Go and fix the couplings or something, probably."

I laughed out loud (literally) when I read that! That is just...SO the way the Doctor would handle that situation.

[rubberbisquit]

All I could think when they were running was that Jack needed to see this, somehow and somewhere. It would blow his mind.

Fantastic little bit of PG-13 smut here. Ditto on that air conditioner comment.

[jessicaqueen]

This what totally what Jack dreamed about every night on the TARDIS. Except the Doctor looked a little different. And Jack was a lot more involved himself.

[kalleah]

In fact, if I even get the door open an inch before male, female, multi-sex and undecided beings all hit it like spawning salmon coming up against a cliff, I’ll be stunned.

Hee. I loved the whole thing, but that made me especially happy.

[jessicaqueen]

Kudos must go to RTD for the 'ladies, gentlemen, multi-sex and undecided' quote (in the episode Midnight) that prompted this sentence. I love that. Even more than 'ladies, gentlemen and Bannakaffalatta' in VotD. :-)

[madgirlwithabox]

Looooved it.

[jessicaqueen]

Thanks!

[angel_b33]

Loved it, I'll never look at Connect four in the same way again!

Also, you realise that what this story really really needs is a part two, right? ;)

[jessicaqueen]

Heee! Who knew that I'd dirty-up the concept of Connect Four for people around the world. Although for me personally, I'll never look at Monopoly the same way again (as detailed in one of the above comments).

And actually, I prefer for it not to have a conclusion. Because, knowing the Doctor, just seconds after this has ended he's probably gone off to mend someething on the TARDIS that doesn't actually need mending just to avoid teh AWKWARD of nearly giving in to Rose. The UST, it kills me dead! I'd rather let Rose keep her illusions.