oh my god wtf

[themegaloo]

Damn you chat for giving me PLOTBUNNIES of massive weirdness. Especially nickelodeon Damn you all.

Title: Tonsils
Rated: PG/PG-13 because Zoro's a crazy lunatic.
Words: 600
Characters: Zoro, Chopper, Zoro/Chopper if you squint.
Summary: Zoro's a shitty patient when he's not bleeding.

Comments

[nickelodeon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god. I can almost see Zoro's face when Chopper told him he had to cut his tonsils. "OH SCORE!! I'LL DO IT!!!"

And he can't live with being sit but he's totally fine with cuts and pain. OH ZORO.

[themegaloo]

HAHAHAH You know that's what he likes to hear!!

NATURALLY. Getting cut up is all in a day's work as the aspiring-best-swordsman-in-the-world. Runny noses are not.

[nickelodeon]

He loves cutting himself up.

IT COMES WITH THE JOB!!! HENCE THE SCARS.

[themegaloo]

WHAT'S ONE MORE LITTLE CUT IN A PLACE NO ONE WILL SEE ANYHOW?

Unless someone tries to play tonsil hockey with him only to find they aren't THERE...

I am not writing a follow up I am not writing a follow up I am not writing a follow up...

[xredribbon]

O.O

HAJKLFHJKLFSAGFDSJGK ZORO!!!

[themegaloo]

YOU KNOW HE'D DO IT.

[xredribbon]

I know. And this is what horrifies me.

[themegaloo]

Zoro's just badass like that.

[maxine_chan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Zoro is so freaking awesome. *__*

[themegaloo]

NO ONE CAN EVER COMPARE TO HIS BADASSERY!

[jazzyjello]

HAHAHA Oh Zoro. This is what would seriously happen too. Poor Chopper is scarred for life.

[themegaloo]

I'm sure he'll get used to it SOMEDAY!

[jazzyjello]

Probably. He'll have to.

[themegaloo]

Seeing as how they're totally a canon OTP and all...

[takewing]

*DYINGGGGG*

He's so freaking nuts and I love it.

[themegaloo]

HAHAHA I need to stop letting random conversations or phrases or moments MAKE ME WANT TO WRITE. But hey, it works.

HE'S BADASSLY NUTS.