dude...you were on lake Jocassee and didn't tell me? If you were there, I live, like, 17 miles away! Where did you go to camp anyway? Camp sounds pretty awesome. The lake is pretty, isn't it? There's a lodge, fully intact, underneath the surface. The people who ran the place wouldn't sell it to the government, but they got flooded anyway, and sold it only after it was flooded. I hear you can still go down there...
Good luck driving home! I'm sure you won't wreck. You will do fine.
OMG, I AM PART OF ERIN'S MASTER PLAN. I THINK. i'm totes glad/wonked out that you're back, miss lawrencence. I LOVE YOU, YOU SILLY MATTRESS. :U!!! omgz, you would completely dig the totes ghey chemistry between petah and OMG, OMAR SHARIF in hotness of arabia. i'm going to stop sounding like a snark and go back to my vitamin water and pretentious sunglasses. [even though it's 1:23 in the morning and i obviously have to go to church in several hours to keep up with my permatanned,-fit,-and-obvs-over-forty-guy-observations. if that sentence made any proper sense and lacked certain traces of snarkcellence, where is my prize.] I LOVE HAMILTON'S MATTRESS. lolz, bitch. xxx [with a side of moon craters and peter's o'toole]
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Good luck driving home! I'm sure you won't wreck. You will do fine.
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I miiiiiiissed you, have a safe journey home BECAUSE I have a grand master plan and must speak with you about it.
WHHHHAT johnny depp's movie I mean Charlie and the Chocolate Factory comes out soon.
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i'm totes glad/wonked out that you're back, miss lawrencence. I LOVE YOU, YOU SILLY MATTRESS. :U!!!
omgz, you would completely dig the totes ghey chemistry between petah and OMG, OMAR SHARIF in hotness of arabia. i'm going to stop sounding like a snark and go back to my vitamin water and pretentious sunglasses.
[even though it's 1:23 in the morning and i obviously have to go to church in several hours to keep up with my permatanned,-fit,-and-obvs-over-forty-guy-observations. if that sentence made any proper sense and lacked certain traces of snarkcellence, where is my prize.]
I LOVE HAMILTON'S MATTRESS.
lolz, bitch.
xxx [with a side of moon craters and peter's o'toole]
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