A Guide for Women in the Workplace

[themadlurker]

via giandujakiss: Citi Advocates That Female Employees Do Not Sit With Their Legs Crossed But Rather Spread Eagle, With Their Balls Hanging OutCitibank provides their employees with a concise 10-point list of how women are to blame for their own marginalization in the workplace and corresponding tips on how to MAN UP about it. I've done my best to

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[heather]

How are you so full of win?

Are you secretly a man?

[themadlurker]

Ahahaha, you found me out! But it wasn't my fault, a woman MADE me steal her clever list and take credit for it on the internet!

[piscaria]

I . . . think I love you.

[themadlurker]

:)

[magog_83]

I cannot believe that citibank list! I really had no idea courtesy, efficiency and integrity were feminine weaknesses and we all need to be ruthless bastards to get ahead (I would get out my socialist soapbox and start a rant about capitalism and patriarchy but I'll spare you that joy).

Needless to say, I was cheering on your list :D :D

[mint_amaretto]

Lovely. And the best part is that after jumping through all these hoops your (male) boss/coworkers will find something else to disrespect you for, because you're still a weaklingwoman whatever you do.