WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[thelovemafia]

I have been traumatised by rei_kurasaki's link to non-consensual dragon-on-human action in Chinese folklore and as a result am now compelled to share it with you.

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[thelovemafia]

That's kind of what happened to my brain, too.

*curls up in a corner, whimpering*

Also that JTHM icon is so appropriate. Oh, man.

[thelovemafia]

Yes, Zeus! And his practically turning into a zoo over the course of time and having his way with various ladies. (I have read of people who thought the shower of gold was the strangest form, but really, I vote the swan and the bull for most wince-inducing).

! I am in full agreement that this post necessitated precisely such an icon. It is very appropriate indeed.

[nemesis]

Oh, yeah, haha! Apparently human and dragon action is actually pretty common in mythology. In a class we had last sem we went quite into that sort of thing, though it was mostly mystical huge snake dragon ladies with human kings. And they were more earth type dragons than sky dragons and if the kings didn't sleep with them they'd lose the kingdom.

Fun stuff!

:D

[thelovemafia]

you are awesome. I am linking this comment to my friend of the dragon/human non-con now. ♥

if the kings didn't sleep with them they'd lose the kingdom.
NIIIIIICE. I am fascinated that it is "SLEEP WITH THIS WOMAN OR YOU LOSE YOUR KINGDOM." Also it would be a fantastic excuse (not that emperors needed justification for sleeping around, really).

ALSO I LOVE THE USERNAME AND THE AWESOME ICON THAT GOES WITH THIS COMMENT.

Re: :D

[lacewood]

I HAVE HEARD THAT MYTH but I cannot seem to find where I read it again D: I distinctly remember it was Southeast Asian, and the closest I can seem to find this time is Cambodia's: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_history_of_Cambodia#Mythology

(Also on Zeus: YES. I remember coming across Yeat's poem on Leda and the Swan in secondary school and being DEEPLY PUZZLED - is it being figurative? Literal? But how would it even work?! D: D: D:)

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[nemesis]

There's one more that's in Indonesia- Nyai Roro Kidul! She's badass and likes young prettyboys and the colour green. Unlike the Cambodian one, she's also more associated with the sea than the land, but it works out to be pretty similar in the end.

Uh, also, there's Angkor Wat:

The Chinese diplomat Zhou Daguan, who visited Angkor in 1296 A.D., reported in his travel memoires that at night the Khmer king slept in a tower that was home to the soul of a nine-headed Naga, the lord of the country and the kingdom. Every night, the Naga would assume the form of a woman and would sleep with the king. The tower was so sacred, Zhou reported, that not even the king's senior wives dared enter.

So, yeah...

Also, if I'm not mistaken, they consider themselves to be descended from a human king and a naga princess.

[half_sleeping]

somehow it is that much more horrifying that it is about dragons having old man fetish

and then rape

and then the inevitable disguises self as young man to seduce old man

and this needs to be a nanao bo-somethign thingy naow.

\o/

[thelovemafia]

I am much more horrified re. the violent rape, the old guy fetish is interesting though. But the rape angle kind of messes everything up for me.

and then the inevitable disguises self as young man to seduce old man
I LIKE YOUR IDEA, GHIS, AND:

and this needs to be a nanao bo-somethign thingy naow.
I think you should totally write it. :D

[ruins_of_sodom]

;w; I found that sexy. idek. i like older men getting molested by younger dragons. OH COME ON, IT COULD WORK.

HA

[thelovemafia]

FOR SOME REASON I AM UTTERLY UNSURPRISED THAT YOU LIKE IT. :D

I totally agree that it could work! I would just like it with no rape please. :) Otherwise I think it could be fun.

[rei_kurasaki]

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, CHRIS. :D

SAM

[thelovemafia]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

(It however appears that much lively discussion was had, many brains were broken, and horizons were BROADENED. SO ALL IN ALL A GOOD THING.)