HAPPY WHITE DAY, EVERYBODY! HAVE SOME MUSIC!

Mar 14, 2010 20:22

...so, because it is White Day today, I was going to do something for/about Lee, from Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name. I have a soft spot for him because he is (a) blond; (b) blue-eyed; (c) VERY, VERY STUPID, CLUELESS and OBLIVIOUS (those who know me will realise that (a) to (c) comprise a very predictable three-point attack which I am never able to ( Read more... )

recs, mr. hatch / lee falun, fst, hanna is not a boy's name, unusual pairings are fun!, world's most inappropriate otp, i'm sorry lee, fun with the hatch family

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RUNNNNING half_sleeping March 14 2010, 12:26:50 UTC
"You're hurting me," Lee said, at last, almost in disbelief, with the noose around his throat and his best friend running his hands over Lee's hair softly, almost sadly.

"Yes, Lee," he said, with the impatience that Lee was so familiar with, that snap of his terrible temper, which he'd had since they were boys-

"You've hurt me," Lee said, and then he did it again.

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AHHHHHH POOR LEE thelovemafia March 14 2010, 14:37:14 UTC
When I first quick-read this it sounded so much like a violation omg, and then I reread it and realised that it TRULY IS violation of the highest order.

♥ THANK YOU OMG. It is the best way to end the post, the best first-thing-to-see after the post. ♥ AND THAT'S HOW IT ENDS, EVERYBODY.

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Re: AHHHHHH POOR LEE half_sleeping March 14 2010, 15:07:09 UTC
:D

:D

:D

"Haven't you only ever had to ask me for what you wanted, and I'd give it to you? Haven't we been like family all this time, Lee? And you steal from me? You try to take my wife, my family-"

A gasping, bubbling cough- "You could have asked," he said, and pressed down one slow line on Lee's chest, so that the cough turned into a gurgling cry- "We could have shared."

I only wanted her to be happy, Lee tried to tell him, but he thinks that maybe his best friend won't understand that, never wills.

Never has.

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... are you going to KILL HIM BY THE INCHES with your fic, OMG thelovemafia March 14 2010, 15:11:31 UTC
... poor Lee. I gave him such a lousy White Day gift. MORE PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR YOU.

... poor Lee. Only then does he really see his best friend clearly.

re. the sharing: am quite sure Hatch Senior knew about Lee's feelings and just said that to UP THE SUFFERING. HE DOES NOT SHARE.

I bet in school he didn't share Lee, either. SO THAT HE WAS LEE'S ONLY FRIEND.

... for some horrible reason this is giving me flashbacks to sadistic!Hibari/Tsuna doujin, in which Hibari professes his "love" for Tsuna by beating/maiming/destroying anybody else who is nice to Tsuna because Hibari does not share what is his.

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rukia March 14 2010, 14:30:01 UTC
Off-topic Icon Love ♥

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.... (I KEPT MISTYPING THAT AS //////) TENTH OH MY GOD HIIIIII thelovemafia March 14 2010, 14:35:28 UTC
!!!!!! THAT! THAT ICON! IT IS THE VERY INSPIRATION FOR MY ICON! I REMEMBERED THIS ONE AND WAS WONDERING WHERE IT WAS FROM AND OMG, OMG HI, I'VE MISSED YOU!! Hope you're doing fine and that plans are going well and I am so thrilled for you that you're moving to Brazil (you still are, yes)? I'MMA GONNA DO MY BEST TO COME FIND YOU IN JAPAN BEFORE YOU GOOOO, OKAY?

A friend of mine & her family have always been planning to visit South America, and she asked me if I'd like to go (omg I worry I would drive her family maaaad), but if I go there I WILL SO DO MY BEST TO LOOK YOU UP THERE TOO.

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Re: .... (I KEPT MISTYPING THAT AS //////) TENTH OH MY GOD HIIIIII rukia March 14 2010, 15:15:22 UTC
YOU REMEMBER LITTLE OLD ME! XD

COME TO JAPAN!! AS FOR BRAZIL, KEEP NOVA PETROPOLIS IN MIND, OKAY? OKAY!

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*grin* BUT OF COURSE, HOW COULD I *EVER* FORGET YOU? thelovemafia March 14 2010, 15:49:08 UTC
Oh, Tenth, how could I forget you. *grin* You're unforgettable. ♥

In fact, lacewood and I were just talking about you just last week, and we were in total agreement about how awesome you were. SO. LIKE I SAID. UNFORGETTABLE. ♥

*grin* I WILL DO MY VERY VERY BEST. I have until the end of July to find you there, yes? ♥ Please please tell us if you decide to move earlier, PLANS WILL BE EXPEDITED.

I WON'T FORGET. ♥ You'll still be around via the Internet/LJ/all that, yes? ♥

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half_sleeping March 14 2010, 14:33:37 UTC
Dad comes in and Lee

lights

up.

Half of that is flush, half of it the way a dog lights up, in everything from his ears to his eyes to his mouth. If Lee had a tail, thinks Veser, and is immediately rather sorry for thinking it, he would be wagging.

"Out to the garage," says Dad twinklingly, with the kind of smile that Veser would like to give that girl who sits in the third row in class, the one who smiled at him when she saw him fighting the fuckers who don't like his teeth. He only realises this when he sees it done horribly right on his father's face.

"Dinner will be ready soon, though," Mom coos through her hair, hanging softly over her face to hide a snarl.

"Boy time, darling," Dad laughs at her, and even his laugh is bright, from where Veser is sitting in his room with the shadows of the sun setting casting long lines against the wall, and he sits there in the dark thinking of nothing in particular for a while until his mom calls him down ( ... )

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SO THAT WAS YOUR EVIL PLAN? thelovemafia March 14 2010, 14:37:49 UTC
*heartmarks everywhere*

Now lemme go read it properly and come up with sane comment.

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Re: SO THAT WAS YOUR EVIL PLAN? half_sleeping March 14 2010, 14:39:21 UTC
And then Veser's dad beat him for disobeying his mother.

I forgot to say.

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Yup that sounds about right. thelovemafia March 14 2010, 14:44:16 UTC
Fascinating. Also it sounds about right for the Hatch-style fathering.

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You may have meant ABSOLUTE ANTITHESIS OF A HAPPY WHITE DAY demoerin March 14 2010, 14:48:35 UTC
You are cruel and unusual - this actually manages to make Lee's life WORSE, which is quite a feat.

But this does leave me dying to see Veser's Dad. I bet there will be flashbacks that can give this pairing a bit of backing, with the level of bromance this comic has.

SEE ALSO Harry Osborn and Peter Parker.
♥! Also MJ/Harry/Peter - they had to kill Harry in the last movie, or there would have been no other way for those three to go.

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... sadly, you appear to be right. I would be deeply sorry except I enjoyed myself too much. thelovemafia March 14 2010, 15:08:37 UTC
I guess after the super happy love of my actual Valentine's Day post, I wanted something... a little bit different for White Day. ;D

Heeeey, it was gonna be a Veser/Lee FST instead of this: which was actually not much better, really. But um. Possibly less depressing.

I bet there will be flashbacks that can give this pairing a bit of backing, with the level of bromance this comic has.
I would like at least one iconable moment from this; either a sepia flashback or a faded Polaroid/photograph, with them HAPPY TOGETHER. Arms slung around each other's back optional.

!!!!!!! I EMIT HEARTMARKS AT YOU FOREVER OMG. My "Best Friends Kick Harder" icon is actually of a comic panel illustrating a nightmare Peter's having, in which Harry kicks him over the edge of a cliff. I think it was Ultimate Spider-man.

I AM SO FOR MJ/HARRY/PETER. :D SADNESS AND ALSO GRIEF RE HARRY BEING OFFED. urgh damn you redemption equals death. damn you.

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demoerin March 14 2010, 15:25:10 UTC
Heeeey, it was gonna be a Veser/Lee FST instead of this: which was actually not much better, really. But um. Possibly less depressing.
Slightly less depressing: slightly. And you need to say which Taylor Swift song goes with Veser/Lee, this can only be comedy gold. Another FST post, perhaps? :D?

Arms slung around each other's back optional.
But they would be much appreciated! Let's CRANK UP the angst here--

My "Best Friends Kick Harder" icon is actually of a comic panel illustrating a nightmare Peter's having, in which Harry kicks him over the edge of a cliff.
*laughing, wheezing, dying* There's nothing else like comic book canon, oh my god.

(Sorry about the other comment; hit enter accidentally.)

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OH YES INDEED. JUST FOR YOU, A PREVIEW: thelovemafia March 14 2010, 15:40:09 UTC
But the Veser/Lee FST post is actually much shorter than the Veser's Dad/Lee post - it's about half the length. :D

Ah, you saw that Taylor Swift reference! XD Just for you, a special preview: IT'S OUR SONG, because of THIS:

Our song is the slamming screen doors,
Sneaking out late, tapping on his window
When we're on the phone and he talks real slow
'Cause it's late and his mama don't know

Our song is the way he laughs
The first date, ‘Man, I didn’t kiss him and I should have'

XDDDDDDDD OKAY I KNOW IT IS SO WRONG BUT I have always thought this song was about an illicit relationship. I MEAN. HIS MOM DOESN'T KNOW. SNEAKING AROUND, ETC. ETC. You know.

Let's CRANK UP the angst here--
HEE YES MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

LOVE COMIC BOOK CANON. Spider-man canon is actually pretty good slash fodder. :D

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OHOHOHOHO fouenpassant March 14 2010, 14:58:45 UTC
to be quite honest, Veser's Dad/Lee was the first Lee pairing that struck me before Veser/Lee hahahah

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... you make me SO HAPPY omg thelovemafia March 14 2010, 15:04:48 UTC
DID IT?! ♥ *heart explodes* I am SO HAPPY to hear it.

... I feel like I am the ONLY person sitting here who TOTALLY MISSED THE LEE TRAIN COMPLETELY. I MEAN. It seems like people around me SAW the Veser/Lee and the Veser's Dad/Lee JUST BY READING THE COMIC AND ALL BEFORE ANY FANWORK WHATSOEVER, and it took me fanwork to see Veser/Lee, and only that + a lot of thinking before I even thought about Veser's Dad/Lee.

... you are amazing. ♥

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Re: ... you make me SO HAPPY omg fouenpassant March 14 2010, 15:13:42 UTC
o boy that line where Lee said something along the lines of "Why didn't you tell me your dad was a sadist" sent many many dub-con images of Lee and his best friend fffffff (You know how I feel about best friend pairings fufufu)

In my head: Veser --> Lee --> Veser mom
^
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Veser Papa

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Re: ... you make me SO HAPPY omg fouenpassant March 14 2010, 15:14:19 UTC
o curse you, formatting.
I meant Veser -> Lee <- Veser papa *kicks veser mom out*

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