Day 2

[thelobo]

We was supposed to set sail at the crack of dawn today, but we didn't shove off until about two hours ago. Me scurvy crew can't tell a bunghole from their assholes. And me navigator has turrets. The memory of me mentor, One Eyed Phil keeps me going, though. I never did learn what happened to him, one day he was just gone, and all that was left

Comments

[anonymous]

this is dumb.

You're dumb.

[anonymous]

You're a big humongous faggot.

[anonymous]

yea...right...i'm not the one writing about butt sex.

[anonymous]

aye, we'll see who's dumb when i've returned with the fabled Buttsex Tool of Pablo Buttsex

[anonymous]

What an effin stupid faggot.

[thelobo]

Ayr, i believe it be pronounced 'fuckin' if ye be afraid to spell it out, then why say it at all?

Amen

[4inchesofury]

That'll be all she wrote fer that scallywag goat fucker. But....i'll fallow This cpt and....little does he know me intentions.