Time to Kill the Governor

[thelobo]

Well, the ship be almost completly patched up. Sailorstar, as I promised, ye get to take care of the governor. The english colony be about a half a day's walk from the fort, so pack accordingly... ye'll probably want to spend the night at the colony, get to know the area.
When ye get back the ship will be ready to shove off. Record yer progress,

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[_sailorstar_]

Of course..I'll be going alone. Take care of wheresthevash for me.

[thelobo]

haven't heard from her in a while... methinks she may be dead

[_sailorstar_]

Well after the gang rape/ orgy she needed some recovery time. Is there a professional wood whittler in this town..I'll be needin a specifically fashioned stick for killin the Governor.

[thelobo]

I dunno

[wheresthevash]

ARRRR, I be very much alive! Just busy with the crew... horny devils, they be!

[_sailorstar_]

Well after I found the whittler, I had to pay him in wheresthevash sex, which is quickly becoming my favorite form of currancy, I went straight to the governors place and snuck in through his bedroom window by climbing a rather large tree and hopping to the roof. As i snuck into his room I found his maid making the bed.. so i plunderd her and took all her clothes. Now dressed as the maid I was free to rome the house incognito. I heard the gorvenor calling for tea in the library. I quickly went into the kitchen to fetch it. As I came into the library I noticed the gorvernor was not alone. Him and 3 of his fellow town politicians were having a meeting. But I couldn't stay there forever, so as i set the tea down, I spilled into all 4 of thier faces, and quickly shoved my speicially whittled stick through each of thier eyes through the back of thier skulls before they had a chance to even see what was happening. With that done I took all of the money they had on them and a bottle of the finest rum in the library as a present for my

[thelobo]

we be shovin off then.