People are stupid

[thelivingrobot]

Some dumb fuckin girl thought it would be a good idea to spray off mace in the bar tonight. Cue everyone coughing and sneezing. Rubbing their eyes. Complaining that their throats and nostrils burn. Way to go lady, pure fuckin genius. My fuckin throat still hurts. My hands smell like perfume though, so that’s nice. <3

Originally posted at DanCrum.

Comments

[kotszok]

Maybe she was being HARRASSED.

[thelivingrobot]

No, I know the girl, she was being DUMBASSED.

It went down like this. She found her girlfriend Susan's mace and was like, oh what's this let's spray it, and proceeded to spray it all over the table they were sitting at including dousing one guy's phone with the stuff.

[samorai]

I trust you pistol-whipped her with your mobile phone?

It works best with slide action phones "WA-CHAH! SLIDE ACTION, BITCH!" pow.

[redchunks]

Natural selection isn't working hard enough in your town.

[korrie]

That happened to my friend in Denny's once. His group left without paying

[thelivingrobot]

fuck... denny's... I want to go to denny's.

"One grand slam please, hold the mace."