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[thelestrangest]

There was a stupid house elf in the square who made it rain! I got all wet! I might have to kill him later or shove his hands in the fire so he doesn't do that again. Just wait until I find out who owns him. They are going to get what-for! Elves are too stupid to be wandering loose like that.

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[rose_rapture]

My poor darling.
Come to me. I will make you warm.

[thelestrangest]

It was terrible. There was rain everywhere!

[rose_rapture]

I should have been there with an umbrella. Can you forgive me, my love?
Come, I will rub you dry.

[thelestrangest]

Forgive you? Why? It isn't your job to live your life for me. You should get out and meet other people.

Wonderful! I hate it when I dry fluffy.

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[sinisterfourth]

Elf?

Are you referring to test Subject HLN-002?!