Today, i hung with chavs, with alex

Today, I found a caterpilla in my house.

~~~~~~~~~And not just any caterpilla. The most beautiful cutest caterpilla in the world. It's blue and red and all fluffy with little stubby hairy sticky feet and it ACTUALLY HAS A FACE. A blue face at that ( Read more... )

So my birthday was a bit shit yesterday. For a start, all of my so called "friends" only managed to get me ONE present between them ( Read more... )

Today, I realised something. My mother is a drug-addict ( Read more... )

SO ( Read more... )

Well, i just ate some sweet and sour chicken and i am pretty dissappointed. There was nothing sour about it whatsoever, meaning that i was overcome by sweet sticky sauce and lots and lots of rice and now im TOO FULL and feel like vimtoing. Thats right, vimtoing ( Read more... )

Ok, so i WAS really really angry and mad about 2minutes ago, then i read all your updates (well, shipp and serenas) and they put me in a better mood. (Sian, i read yours before the ANNOYINGOHSOFUCKINGANNOYING incident and Josh... your entry was lame. :P ( Read more... )

Ok seriously kids ( Read more... )

This made one giggle to ones self...


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So. im updating because there is fuck all else to do with my life, and you will therefore suffer the consequences. Yes ( Read more... )