Yesterday my brother had his graduation ceremony, and as I sat in the bleachers at the Cintas Center, I couldn't help but reflect on my own high school experience. The sad thing is that I can remember only about a dozen or so things that happened during my four years at Mason High School, the day in/ day out monotony was simply not worth ( Read more... )

I dreamt that I was aboard a famous T.V. starship, wandering the long corridors in search of frozen yogurt (or other semisolid treat). I came across an elevator, except rather than being the anticipated sleek capsule; it was a large, 19th century cargo elevator, about 500 years out of sync with its surroundings. I got in and told the lift (it was ( Read more... )

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the Inquisition. I saw a man who was flayed and beaten outside on the public square. And I walked right up to the man and I said, "Dear Friends, why are you here?" And he said to me, he said, "Pastor, you know, it's a funny thing. For many years I've been up on this cross and I thought, you know, golly, ( Read more... )

last night we (jody, chris, rick, steven, katie & I) sat on the porch of their house and watched the tremendous lightning display as we drank kosher wine. credence clearwater revival was playing on the stereo. All the while I couldn't shake the feeling that I was in a beer commercial...

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I dreamt that I was some kind of Russian Mafioso, and several of my cohorts and I were going to smuggle drugs across the East German / USA (?) border. Except we had a really piddling drug supply, just our personal stashes really. Less than an ounce of ghanja & a few hits of acid is all we had. We decided that the best vehicle for the border running ( Read more... )

Everyone else was posting pictograph entries, so...

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I dreamt I was a rogue jedi in a strange urban version of "star wars". The plan was to crush darth vader & the evil emperor beneath a cargo container (that my jedi brothers i and had suspended from a huge crane) as they exited their sleek skyscraper. Of course having a cargo container hoisted above the entrance to a skyscraper is very, very obvious ( Read more... )

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My Spring Break was last week. It was all right considering I didn’t leave Cincinnati and ( Read more... )