Despite his initial laughter and disregard for user getyouin's childish cries of "Liar, Liar, pants on fire," the---er, "MC" Death Squirrel has spent the last few hours here in Evergreen on a fantastic slaying spree, chasing the Death Would Be Welcome Right Now Squirrel through the entire Kingdom, rez-killing him from one end of the map to the other. ( Read more... )

the squirrel is furious; all must perish

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

Chaos' list of people who got mopped so bad they had to delete their own comment in a lame attempt to save face:

1. Phreako42

And that is all. ...For now.

I wish Lord Chaos and the Death Squirrel wouldn't mop the floor with all of my friends. Please don't be mad at me because of them. I just want to die sometimes, I feel so bad. Now HanaBee won't even talk to me :'( I thought we were friends, Hana. I might as well just go kill myself ( Read more... )

Charlie, I don't know what the big deal is about this intraweb crap, Charlie. Long as I get enough fiber in my diet, I'm happy. The Death Squirrel and Lord Chaos sound like they're constipated. Once when I was constipated in 'Nam I killed and raped 10 other squirrels. Today I woke up to a bunch of chittering and giggling and you know what it ( Read more... )

From: wastednickel Date: January 9th, 2004 - 04:52 pm (Link ( Read more... )

>>Concerning my public service announcement ( Read more... )

the death would be welcome right now squirrel: squirrel, please take me off of your livejournal. i don't want to be part of this masquerade any longer. i am depressed and i want to die because people keep talking about me behind my back ( Read more... )

>>Hi, My name is Jason and you've been added to "thejanitors" friends list. They've been harassing myself and several of my friends for a while now and I just wanted to let you know that livejournal now has a ban function for people you don't want to have on your friends list. The official instructions are here, Read more... )

In our last post we had thought it made quite clear that the Death Squirrel has no interest in witnessing first-hand just how pathetic and miserable any of the n00bs of the Livejournal Territories really are. However, some can not avoid acting as their nature dictates... One User Toomanywhispers in particular could not help showing just how much ( Read more... )