I have a not so secret love of dress up games. Anime-inspired ones, because I will never stop loving the art style, even if it's totally unrealistic. Anyways, I found this one game where you dress up two guys (in guys clothes, yes, in case any of you were wondering) and I actually started imagining the virtual 'dolls' having a conversation as I ( Read more... )

EDIT: Today, I bitchslapped myself with the sleeve of my turtleneck sweater. Don't know if it's sadder that I in fact own and wear a turtleneck sweater, or that even the sweater itself thinks I'm a pussy because of it.

From my creative writing class.

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On the frustration I feel every time I sit down at a piano, without fail:My hands shake; ( Read more... )

Yo, dudes! How's tricks?

Lookit. Lookit my new glasses.

They're Men's.
:3
They're Prada.
:3
I calls them the 'Hornrimmed Hipster' and I loves them.
:3 :3 :3


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"...if we are all supposed to know that the criticism is constructive, then do we really need to bother with the 'buns' of flattery?"

BUNS of FLATTERY, you guys.

BUNS OF FLATTERY.


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Assignment: Write an example of a hyperbole.

Me:

“I will protect you for a thousand years,” he whispered against her hair, holding her tight, “Against twelve thousand gunmen; against the world, should it conspire against us; from every sadness and any pain, until the end of time.”*
*Note that this does not qualify as a hyperbole if the speaking ( Read more... )

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Dear Diary,
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has never eaten a taco.
...I was probably more horrified by this than I should have been.
The End
Love,
-Bot
PS: I love you sweetie don't kill me please :D?

Funniest misspelled word in a sentence EVER:

"He took his colon out of the cabinet and sprayed himself with it ( Read more... )

Peers: Mommy, buy me a laptop.
Peers: Daddy, get me an iPad.
Peers: Guys, can you like pay my phone bill?
Peers: But I reeeeeeeeeeeally wanna go on a cruise AND get my Kindle, tablet and iPhone 5, what do you MEAN I have to be passing all my classes?
Peers: OMG, I am so broke.

...Me: OH MY GOD MOM can I pleeeeeeease get shampoo that smells like ORANGES ( Read more... )

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