Yous guys.

[thehyphenater]

I am in Des Moines, Iowa, where I've just completed 30 hours of doula training, after which I will deliver the four babies I'm requried to in the next four years, and never doubt my committment to it. Weekend crisis labor management, here I come. Yo

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[restartsmyheart]

hopefully i will get pregnant within 4 years so that i can have a lexi doula'd baby.

Yay for Northampton Move. Not that you are really that much closer to me now, but its still very exciting.

[thehyphenater]

Is it not closer? My geography is all fzucked. Please come to my new house and help me make it a home.

I would love to deliver your baby. I can stay calm in the throes of peril. And I give a goddamn great lower backrub, which is all the more reason to HIRE THIS.

[nolimitsoldier]

Nice. Two for one when I visit Massachusetts. Did I spell that right?

[thehyphenater]

Seriously, we will rip that fucking place up when you visit. When you get off, anyway?

[nolimitsoldier]

Next summer sometime. I will probably be taking leave in July or August, so maybe we will stop over in Mass. on our way to Ireland.

[penelope_arcade]

holy changes, batman! good for you.

also, you can so doula my [future] baby. i am so jealous.. perhaps if i ever have a career change down the line i will become a doula. or a vet tech, which is something else i've always wanted to be.

[marvelahs]

Who was it that said something about "Live in New York at some point during your life, but leave before you get hard; live in Northern California, but leave before you get soft"? I'm excited for you to embrace yet another new milieu. It's Northhampton that doesn't know what it's about to get into, and, boy, will it be lucky. And yay for moving somewhere you've already got a bud!