'cause Jones looks like an orangutan and he laughs at me and calls me a milk bottle. Wakin up beside him the other day was shameful, I'M SO FUCKING WHITE.
Sunbathing is fun too, we started talking about mexicans (As we do...) and then someone was like omg my friend keeps calling me Leche, and then I was like, oh hai benny thoughts. And then we were running around all day going 'Ha ya leche.'
Its like high 20s here and everyone is fucking dying, I don't know how you do it over there.
Why this worldwide fasination with Mexicans? We ain't that weird.
Hahaha. Yeah, the bro calls me Leche, well used to cause I hated it and decided to freak him out pretending I was schizophrenic. yeah? See, I went to the kitchen, took everything out of the fridge and got inside. When he arrived he was like 'WTF?' And I was like 'I'm milk carton! If I stay outside for too long I'll go bad!'
Poor idiot almost DIES. Hasn't forgive me yet though it was well worth it.
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Dude, I wear long sleeves on days with 40C to make sure I don't get a FUCKING TAN!
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Sunbathing is fun too, we started talking about mexicans (As we do...) and then someone was like omg my friend keeps calling me Leche, and then I was like, oh hai benny thoughts. And then we were running around all day going 'Ha ya leche.'
Its like high 20s here and everyone is fucking dying, I don't know how you do it over there.
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Hahaha. Yeah, the bro calls me Leche, well used to cause I hated it and decided to freak him out pretending I was schizophrenic. yeah? See, I went to the kitchen, took everything out of the fridge and got inside. When he arrived he was like 'WTF?' And I was like 'I'm milk carton! If I stay outside for too long I'll go bad!'
Poor idiot almost DIES. Hasn't forgive me yet though it was well worth it.
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I SO HAVE TO DO THAT. That sounds brilliant.
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