Yeah, that's maple syrup all right.

[thehobbit]

So I'm on the fenugreek diet which means the GNC right by my house is my new BFF. I love you awesome GNC guy who doesn't look at me like I'm as super awkward as I am

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[captain_slinky]

"Sweat & Maple Syrup" is going to be the name of my Marcy Playground cover band :)

[thehobbit]

I approve of this message.

[thehobbit]

My brother and SIL have a fascination with bacon. I will set them on the mission to find me bacon scented body stuff. They bought bacon scented mints but I'm not sure if I want to make out with Mike and have him think, "mmm, bacon."

[stucking_foned]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/da14/?itm=bacon_soap&rkgid=276361432&cpg=ogty1&source=google_toys&gclid=CNW2irW32qoCFY9S7AodIGap9w

thats what i was going to suggest

[thehobbit]

And this is why I love you guys.

[dayswithbunnies]

Have you read that Savage Love column where this guy writes in saying that he can only climax if he is being stimulated AND smelling maple syrup? And then this lady in the comments is all "TELL YOUR PARAMOURS TO EAT LOTS OF FENUGREEK" and I was laughing so hard picturing him like, picking up a woman at a bar and bringing her back to his place and offering her a nightcap but slipping fenugreek in it while she's in the bathroom or something.

[thehobbit]

Oh God I wish it worked that quick. I mean, it works pretty quick. I upped my dosage because I apparently wasn't taking it right (think about it, you can take fenugreek WRONG) yesterday. So from yesterday to today I'm finally faintly syrup-y smelling. I still haven't quite taken enough so once I really get my dosage going right I'm afraid to know how much I WILL smell like syrup.

[bodyinthegarden]

i tried the fenugreek but stopped taking it because the kid and i were getting gas and oh so fun diarrhea. the maple smell is almost gone but the milk is still here, which is awesome. i couldn't stand having her so uncomfortable.

and! she latched on to a naked boob today! it was awesome. she was being snotty after though and refused to do it again in following feedings but she did it and enjoyed!

[thehobbit]

HELL YES! This is me internet high fiving you. I like to believe it looks like an after school special. We need moar rainbows in this shit.

I also found an awesome link about breastfeeding and upping your output if you want it. I was just trying to not be creepy and not send you a link being like, 'HEY WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR TITS WITH ME?! IT'S NOT SUPER CREEPY (yes it is)."

[bodyinthegarden]

the little brat won't latch for the entire time and has only actually done it once after the first time and it was only for a few minutes, but we're working on it. it's still neat.

i'm totally ok with talking about tits with you! we're both nursing moms so it's hardly weird. even if you weren't, it's still fine. besides, so many people have seen my tits recently (getting felt up regularly at our well child/mom visits at the hospital, yay), so whatever. send that link creepo!

[thehobbit]

Well, by creepy I mean over eager. I know you keep telling me it's okay but I believe in your ability to do what you need to so I don't want to, I don't know, belittle your abilities or whatever.

Also, that kid is going to latch. Don't give up and give it time, but she'll do it. Or you'll glare at her. GLARE A LOT. Though due to that one photo she seems to have glaring down.

Here's the creeper link:
http://newborns.stanford.edu/Breastfeeding/

If you want to feel super creepy they have three different videos showing the different types of circumcision. Now I'm trying to figure out what kind of clamp they used because I'm a weirdo.