one last post before we settle in for dinner...

[thehefner]

Henchgirl and I saw this at the Safeway:

Comments

[philippos42]

First look, it's a Two-Face tree!

Second look, it's like the two trees are hugging. How cute.

[thehefner]

Much cuter than my original plan, which was to essentially saw the trees in half and use their bendable branches to intertwine them into a single Frankenstein Two-Face tree. :)

[kiffie]

That is an awesome tree and you two should feel awesome. :D

[shadowlongknife]

That tree is FANTASTICAL.

[1mercystreet]

I LOLed at the Two-Face tree, and then collapsed into a coughing, wheezing, spluttering mess, because I am home alone with the flu and cannot breathe without my lungs threatening to collapse. You are not allowed to post such things until I am better.

As a great man once said: OH GOLLY I'M DYING I CAN'T BREATHE OH GOSH I'M DYING TO DEATH.

[thehefner]

I shall do my best to resist being at all hilarious and/or delightful for the duration of your illness. Have a Not-Dying Christmas!

[bitemetechie]

Boy, I feel it desperately important that you see the following:

[bitemetechie]

...ARGH. Youtube! Why do you spurn me so?!

THIS.

[bitemetechie]

...oh, sure, NOW you work. Fuck you, youtube. Fuck you very much.

[thehefner]

... wat. And since when does Bowser have transformation powers?