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thehefner

Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!

Oct 31, 2007 02:17

This one's for the horror geeks.

Be sure to put on your Silver Shamrock Halloween masks, kids!

...

Hey, it's still better than the one with Busta Rhymes.

Bonus: I took my LJ icon and decided to whip up a little somethin'-somethin'. Because I love the joke so. Not for the queasy or sensitive. Don't say I didn't warn you, as I know some of ( Read more... )

for the three people who get it, zombies

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jellied October 31 2007, 06:45:45 UTC

I think you should friend mister-punchy.

thehefner October 31 2007, 15:44:27 UTC

Wrrrrryyyy?

jellied October 31 2007, 18:03:42 UTC

Dude's been recapping a lot of great horror movies lately. That's why I friended him.

thehefner October 31 2007, 19:05:18 UTC

Recapping?

And for my part, I don't know if I'd ever call HALLOWEEN III a "great" horror film, but it has its charms. I'm not sure if I'd objectively consider DAY OF THE DEAD "great" either, but it's my favorite Romeo film, for all its flaws.

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suburbfabulous October 31 2007, 10:01:47 UTC

You and capnredbeard were separated at birth...by about a decade, sure, but this thing with the zed-word?
Yeah.
You two are family.

thehefner October 31 2007, 15:46:48 UTC

Drag him to come see THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES some day.

On second thought, no, maybe I shouldn't meet him if he's that eerily similar to me. I wouldn't want to risk a TIMECOP time paradox situation here.

Season of the witch baby lialife October 31 2007, 12:46:09 UTC

Eight more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Eight more days 'til Halloween

Siiilver Shamrock!

Re: Season of the witch baby thehefner October 31 2007, 15:43:44 UTC

Okay, YOU were not one of the people I'd expect to get it. Yay! :)

Oh Tom Atkins, where are you when we need you?

Re: Season of the witch baby lialife October 31 2007, 19:15:21 UTC

...every now and again our wildly disparate paths come together.

RIP Little Buddy Kupfer

Re: Season of the witch baby jellied October 31 2007, 18:05:21 UTC

That's quite possibly the worst 2-3 minutes of music anywhere.

You forgot to mention that it's from Halloween 3.

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little_dinosaur October 31 2007, 17:56:13 UTC

Love it. That one zombie kind of looks like Harrison Ford.

ala the Travolta joke in SIMPSONS thehefner October 31 2007, 19:06:32 UTC

Uh, yeah. "Looks like."

droidboy010101 October 31 2007, 22:56:06 UTC

I love the Rhodes joke... but for sheer wonderful gross-out I love the screaming guy as his head is torn from his body and the scream pitches up so disturbingly.

Ah, Halloween III... the departure from the other movies.

thehefner October 31 2007, 23:07:05 UTC

God, that really was a brilliant effect. The peeled-back eyelid, the shovel-in-mouth-half-decapitation, the spilling guts from the rising zombie... that film had some of the best gore effects I'd ever seen, period. In my opinion, it's beaten only by THE THING. Not sure what else is up there.

Yes. With man-god Tom Atkins.