Eyes Surprise

[theguiltyparty]

Within the past 24 hours, I've realized that two men who I watch everyday on my tv have fucked up eyes. The first is Stuart Scott (ESPN Anchor) whose left eye is not only lazy.... but it looks like it's fuckin' dead. I did some research and found out that Scott went to a NY Jets' training camp a couple of years ago and worked out as a receiver.

Comments

speaking of fellas' tits

[harmony_smurf]

there was a "biggest man boobs" contest on howard stern this morning.

Re: speaking of fellas' tits

[theguiltyparty]

I'm pretty sure we could hold this competition at The Manse since you have me, Tubbs, Drew, and Vince.

Hell... I'll even go as far as to say that Kevin might have a small B-cup going on as well. Maybe we should have a wet t-shirt contest this summer.

[king_kai]

the stu scott thing i noticed a while back, but i didn't notice jay crawford's heterochromia until last year when jeebes got the new tv. i've seen it in dogs before, tho. i think its cool. according to wikipedia, such notable celebrity assholes as Dan Aykroyd, Kate Bosworth, Elizabeth Berkley, Mila Kunis, Jane Seymour, Christopher Walken, and American mixed martial artist Jens Pulver have it. apparently whoever wrote that thinks that American mixed martial artist Jens Pulver is more famous than Cold Pizza's own Jay Crawford.

[theguiltyparty]

Man... I never realized that any of those people have this action going on although most of those jerkoffs haven't been on my TV since back in 1989. Was I supposed to look at Elizabeth Berkley's eyes? I thought I was supposed to watch her eat out Gina Gershon's snatch. My bad.

[king_kai]

yeah, i never noticed any of those fools. walken (& probably most others) must wear contacts. i think i would have noticed some shit in at least ONE of the seven million things i've seen him in...

[qed]

We discovered the Stuart Scott Ball Machine accident a while back. I'm surprised you didn't notice his fucked-up eye years ago.