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[eyespied]

Who: Mukuro, Xigbar, funtiem NPCs
What: Team Awesome Eye being sneaky bastards
Where: Shogi Club, school classroom
When: After school
Warnings: Added if necessary

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[warpsniper]

[Xiggy's just a-following along in spirit mode.]

Damn, kid, you about took your head off on that desk corner. You should watch where you plan your fainting spells.

[warpsniper]

[...it was a good prank, he had to admit. He smirked. Two could play at that game, he decided, before loudly making an announcement.]

Well then. I guess we should get going so I can punish you properly away from prying eyes. You've been such a bad boy, far too naughty for detention.

[Xigbar has no idea if his voice has been made to sound different, but suspects that if it hasn't, the effect will be ten times better.]

[eyespied]

[Why yes, your voice was changed, Xiggy. And is now more feminine than Larxene's. Which isn't much of a feat. An errant student walking past ogles the illusionary boobs before making a thumbs-up sign at Mukuro.]

Oya? But after last night, I'm surprised you can still walk straight, sensei~

[Mukuro sees your game and raises you. Kufufufu~]

[warpsniper]

[Xigbar quirks an eyebrow. Oh dear, they seem to have gathered a bit of a crowd of students that are desperately trying to look like they aren't eavesdropping.]

You're not half as talented as you think you are, dear. You might have been satisfied, but I was quite disappointed. I hope you have more stamina this time~

[eyespied]

[Well there goes Mukuro's attempts at staying under the radar. Now he'll probably wind up with a fanclub some new friends to pat him on the back and ask for a certain teacher's phone number.]

Kufufu~ old age must be terrible, for things to be so far out of their usual place~

[warpsniper]

[Xigbar is unrepentant and very much of the opinion that Mukuro deserves whatever he gets from this~]

Beggars can't be choosers, sweet pea, and I just couldn't say no to your puppydog eyes. But I'm sure you'll change your tune after I'm through with you. I have something special for the occasion~

[eyespied]

[He is going to get such a reputation... not like he really cares.]

Kufufu, I didn't think you favored that sort of thing~ I would be disappointed if you turned out to be all talk~

[warpsniper]

[This is getting so out of hand and he really doesn't care because it's too damn funny.]

Honey, you know I never disappoint. And speaking of honey...

[Xigbar chuckled dryly. It was a sticky, sweet, delicious mess Mukuro had started.]

We really must be going.

[eyespied]

It is a long walk home, isn't it~

[So let's get out of school before we both die of laughter. BYE FELLOW STUDENTS WHO WILL LIKELY SPREAD RUMORS EVERYWHERE~]

[warpsniper]

[Time to put the icing on the cake. Xigbar scooped up the smaller boy, bridal-style, and strode out the door.]

Longer than you'll ever know, baby~

[eyespied]

[Chuckling and trying to stop from just bursting into laughter.]

You do realize this means war.

[warpsniper]

[Xiggy waited until they were off school grounds to dump the boy.]

Would you have preferred to be carried off like a sack of grain? I could have been so much worse~

[eyespied]

Kufufu~ as could I~

[warpsniper]

So, about this show you're wanting to put on. How are we going to go about doing that? Any special preparations that need to be made?

[eyespied]

Hmm... I assume the most difficult part will be making this convincing. A Master fighting a Servant by himself would be akin to suicide, so of course it would have to seem that I have a Servant as well. A strengthened illusion, but an illusion nonetheless.

[warpsniper]

I get'cha. Wonder if it would be better to disguise ourselves or let them see who we are and save us the trouble of finding them.

[ponders for a moment]

That'd take a lot of energy to maintain, wouldn't it? You up to that?