Thunder, thunder, thunder, thunderbrits!

[thefuriouscynic]

The Brits are heavyfooted motherfuckers. I thought I clomped around like a bull elephant when I walked but holy good shit these people make me seem like a dainty, silent cat in comparison. THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER, everywhere you go. When I first moved here I was jarred awake every time a group of high-heeled women walked past my house because I was

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[invervegas]

Now I have an image of a flock of white-helmeted Stormtroopers with phaser guns stomping down Coronation Street.
"Eh' up Alf, looks liike that ol' Vader at nuumber 22 'as got 'is friends round again!"

[thefuriouscynic]

That is amazingly, EERILY close to the truth.

[niveau]

Star Wars is dead. Long live... Err, wait, nevermind.

[thefuriouscynic]

Chavs are 100000000x more frightening than the Empire.