MEMO RE: Atrocious fashion. ATTN: Britain

[thefuriouscynic]

Dear Britain,

• White pants: NO NO NO.
• Black leggings under tiny miniskirts: NO NO NO.
• Useless midriff-exposing jackets: NO NO NO.
• Those stupid fucking ballet shoes: NOT IN THE RAIN.
• Enormous belts worn over a long shirt, often with the buckle turned to the back: WHY WHY WHY.

Comments

[grrrlishgrin]

dear germany,

listen up!, this goes for you too!

[thefuriouscynic]

Indeed. All of this 'cutting edge' European fashion is pretty much just fuckin ugly. Give me the boring non-cutting edge shit any day.

[thefuriouscynic]

But it's shit like the ballet shoes that give you bunions in the first place. Nice ordinary shoes keep the bunions away!

[niveau]

You forgot

• Dressing like a hobo from an episode of The Bill: NO NO NO

[thefuriouscynic]

I dress like a hobo so I left that one out.

[acommonreader]

So hilarious. Read it, and feel that this person might sympathize with any and all of the pain from your witness of any of the aesthetic sins that you list above.

http://www.laist.com/archives/2007/04/26/ugg_enough.php

[thefuriouscynic]

Ha! Perfect!