Dear Apple Computers
Dear Apple,
I did not order an iPod one week ago tomorrow so that I could sit around not having it. I ordered it so that I could distract myself from the thesis for a good reason (i.e., not washing the dishes three times in a row or a smoking six extra cigarettes just so I won't have to go in to my desk). Honestly, as much fun as I'm having ( Read more... )
I did not order an iPod one week ago tomorrow so that I could sit around not having it. I ordered it so that I could distract myself from the thesis for a good reason (i.e., not washing the dishes three times in a row or a smoking six extra cigarettes just so I won't have to go in to my desk). Honestly, as much fun as I'm having ( Read more... )
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old faithful.
that taped together, bruised, battered and abused thing couldn't last forever i guess.
you'll love the ipod. TRUST ME (hysterically sublime laughter).
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I also realized that I'll have to buy new headphones, since my current ones are about five years old and completely destroyed. What's the point of having a high quality music player if you've got shitty headphones? (And no, sadly I cannot use the free ear-buds that come with the iPod since my ears are too freaking small. Damn my tiny ears! And my tiny fingers! How can a girl with such huge tits have such teeny-tiny ears and fingers? What kind of god would allow that?)
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