Comments | thefuriouscynic: I love you and dry humping

thefuriouscynic

I love you and dry humping

Apr 14, 2006 00:11

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a_provocateur April 15 2006, 03:47:43 UTC

Better the seed of love than a business arrangement. At a place I lived at some 12 or so years ago, I had to kick the hookers off my front porch as i left for school at 8am. They'd just be havin a powwow, usually talking about how bad their feet hurt. Man, they were haggard in the bright morning light. It got so bad, one of the girls who lived with me in the house had to post signs on the front door and the telephone poles saying "No hookers allowed-- We will call the police". We never would have, but one time a hooker came up to my friend, who was coming to pick me up for something or another, and asked him if he wanted a date. It was 10 in the morning!

I miss that house. That was my Abattoir.

thefuriouscynic April 15 2006, 06:23:17 UTC

This one time at about 8:30 AM, jmargethe and I are sitting out on my front stoop smoking and drinking smoothies when this busted-up old hooker stumbles by and tells us that she's on her way to court. Apparently she is exposing the corruption behind Vancouver's police force! When Eddie Murphy was in town, the crooked cops hired her to get some dirt on Murphy, but instead she was raped by his bodyguards and they put out a cigar on her back and they broke her jaw! Oh, and then, sometime later, the crooked cops broke into her house and raped her and broke her legs, and one of her broken legs didn't set properly so it became infected!

It was awesome. She was pointing out all of these scars that didn't exist. She bummed a cigarette from us and toddled away into the bright sunshine of the morning.

Any way, the point of the story is: hookers in the morning light? Not good. The night can be kind.

a_provocateur April 16 2006, 01:19:29 UTC

Indeed, the night is kinder to all of us at times.

niveau April 15 2006, 11:07:16 UTC

haha, and that's exactly why I want to work in your ugly city; to add to the human viscera :)

thefuriouscynic April 15 2006, 22:25:57 UTC

Our city is gorgeous! Its inhabitants are a little libidinally overzealous, though - kind of like the sex-infected apartment complex in Cronenberg's Shivers.