The London Munch ( Index for Parts 1 & 2 )

[thefunkypenguin]

Well...I'm back from my first Munch.

The London Munch no less.

There is one in Swindon, but I didn't fancy it much. I thought there might be both a better crowd, more diversity of people, and hopefully more females, =P, at the London one. I kinda feared the Swindon one might be six Transvestites and Crossdressers from the outer villages, but erm, that's probably an unfounded statement based on typecasting. My experience at the London Munch has given me confidence to perhaps turn up at the next Swindon one, as everyone in London proved to be just normal people, and it was just like a normal pub night. Well...a few differences, I'll elaborate, as I do that whole blog thing, of explaining how the night went...

Shall we commence?
Check.

Okay, I'm gonna do the whole day, not just the evening Munch.

• Fearing Swindon Transvestites
  ..I kinda feared the Swindon one might be six Transvestites and Crossdressers from the outer villages...
  
  
• The Postie delivers the final blow in the Jennie Bitch Wars
  So...the Jennie bitch wars have finally come to an end....
  
  
• Setting Goals for the day
  ...Bianca "Steve wants to Spank her"...
  
  
• Joey on language innovations
  ...There was one line featuring a word beginning with the letter S, that she accidentally slipped an "X" into, and it suddenly made the word sound sexy...
  
  
• Love and Gratitude:
  ...she spelt: "Thanks" with a B in it!...Thanbks!...So to me, that word, meant love and gratitude in one.
  
  
• Chatting to a girl on the Train
  ...the lady sat next to me piqued up with a little comment...
  
  
• The race to TCVideo
  ... rushed about like a mad gibbon...
  
  
• No Cake with Capcom
  ..."Er...Bianca..." ( I had to stop myself from saying: I-wanna-spank-her )...
  
  
• Going for a takeaway
  ... So, I wanted 40p, but could only get £20...
  
  
• Toilet Politics:
  ..."Our toilets are for customers only"...
  
  
• Arriving at the Munch:
  ...I saw the guy's legs in front of me were covered in black PVC, I figured it was the right place...
  
  
• Meeting Mana(!?) & Angel
  ...purple is groovy...
  
  
• Father & Daughter (with nice exposed midriff!)
  ..."Oooooh...I like to be spanked!" she said, grinning at her master...
  
  
• Pretty Name
  ...Got into a very short topic about cliches...
  
  
• Ron(!?) and Sandra
  "Wow! Dialectic of Englightenment! Awesome book!"
  
  
• The Putney Posse
  ...if she had friends over, she didn't have to hurry about the flat hiding the whips...
  
  
• Penetrating Jo and Lauren's nattering
  ..."We're talking about poly relationships..." explained Jo...
  
  
• Ambitious Admin:
  ...she was setting up her own production company, to produce a movie about goblins...
  
  
• Graphic Design Guy:
  ...He had given it a few years, and had no luck, so had switched careers...
  
  
• Leeds Girl and Guy:
  ...One fateful night in Leeds...
  
  
• Foxxx & Jade on an IC nick:
  ...A name is very personal, and I am very much an individual, and stubborn...
  
  
• Caressing Lauren's Shoulder:
  ..."Woah!" I shuddered, and took a few steps backwards, somewhat overcome by the sensation...
  
  
• Clubbing, anyone?
  ...her and Jo were off to a Lesbian club...
  
  
• A second time with Lauren's Shoulders:
  ...it felt like I was alone, suspended in a black void, just myself, and a shoulder...
  
  
• Lauren compliments me:
  ...I took the complement, even if I didn't recognise what she was talking about...
  
  
• Andy on Audio:
  ...so I mentioned the bands I knew, and we started talking about music production...
  
  
• Lauren Falls on Me:
  ...and stuck her cheek out to be kissed...ah(!). I'm not used to that...
  
  
• Leaving:
  ..."Bye! Bye to you people I never met..."...
  
  
• On the tube:
  ...a guy doing air guitar...
  
  
• The girl that controls her family:
  ...She started cracking up with laughter as everytime she nudged his arm, his eyebrows raised....
  
  
• Swindon Posse, from a Thursday gig:
  ...Eitherway, all of these girls, and this guy, had apparently just come back from a gig for a band called Thursday...
  
  
• Beatbox near ASDA, and considering Jax:
  ...I had done a human beatbox against the wall of the subway...I loved the echo...
  
  
• Reflections on Lauren:
  I don't actually love her. And that bugs me.