166: When Shall We Three Fuck Again?

[thefourthvine]

Recently, our household acquired a package of Pepperidge Farms Milano Cookies. Best Beloved read the package while I was eating the cookies (we have a fabulous division of labor in our household), and then sat bolt upright, totally riveted, and read me the following line of package text:

The perfect balance of two exquisite cookies embracing a

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[gwynevere1]

We had a bag of Milano cookies in the kitchen, and (being a geek) I *had* to go and check . . . and OUR bag doesn't have any cookie porn on it. I feel gypped! It may be that it's a bag of Mini Milano cookies--and nothing is ever Mini in porn.

[thefourthvine]

Okay, my first reaction to this comment was, predicatably: there are mini Milanos? Why don't I have a bag of those RIGHT THIS MINUTE?

But my second reaction is sadness that Pepperidge Farms should exclude you from the cookie porn fest simply because you prefer things, you know, small. We must write them a letter expressing our serious dismay at this oppression. Fight for our right to cookie porn!

[miss_porcupine]

But it's joyous fun to read other people's reactions to fine masterworks such as Boa vs. Python and Family Album, even if - no, who am I kidding? Especially because - those reactions consist of capslocked flailings about giant plastic snakes and the tragedy of growing up gay in a Danielle Steel movie.) But, even though I love the back catalog effect (especially with Canadian actors, who apparently have to appear in a movie or TV show every 15 days or else the Canadian government will shoot their moms, and sometimes, when you have to act to save your mom, you make artistic compromises), I've never gotten all that far into the six degrees fandoms.... Yes to both parts. I've never gotten into Six Degrees business (I'm not one of those people who can sit through Awesomely Stupid Movie just because Awesomely Hot Actor is in it), but the Back Catalog Effect (we can capitalize it, right?) is fantastic. Especially when you get whole essays on how nuanced the performances are and how you can totally see how Current Fandom Character developed

[thefourthvine]

My favorite part of the Back Catalog Effect is the stunned posts when someone finds a movie that is so bad she cannot even believe it. When Boa vs. Python was making the rounds a while back, there were a few posts that were absolutely incoherent with confusion, because apparently watching that movie is kind of like ingesting a very large dose of one of your more aggressive hallucinogens. People would go off to watch it totally normal fans, and they'd come back broken women mumbling vaguely about snakes and t-shirts and oral sex. I loved it. (Once I was sure the affected fans would pull through, I mean.)

And it always comes with picspam.

*nods*

crimsonclad's Family Album picspam was MADE OF AWESOME. And it had the added advantage that I got the fun of mocking the movie without having to watch four hours of, um, you know. Danielle Steel's plotting and some seriously alarming costuming choices. (Schoolmarm at the Oscars. The Red Turtleneck of Gay and - am I just making this up, or was the RToG paired with a sparkly black vest? Oh, god. I'm going

[jessikast]

I saw a video on you tube last night, and now I realise that it was a video of cookies and chocolate, made flesh.

It's here. And it's the music video that proves why Europe is so much cooler than the rest of us. And it's scorchingly hot. You may have already seen it, but I like pimping it because then I go to youtube to get the url, and I watch it again.

[shayheyred]

Damn. I wish I spoke Spanish. But on the other hand, it's pretty self-explanatory! Thanks for the link.

::goes off to watch again::

[thefourthvine]

Wow. Thank you for the link. And I think I can safely say that I had not seen that before. I would have remembered.

(Is he saying "Don't want to fall in love, just want to be inside you"? Hmmm.)

[jessikast]

According to google translator yes, that is indeed what he's saying. *loves video*

[shayheyred]

Oh, shrift's SamCham story is so fucking satisfying. And such satisfying fucking.

[thefourthvine]

*nods vigorously*

I second everything you said. Shrift has a natural way with Fuu and Mugen and Jin, and that way involves getting them to fuck. She is a wonder of the fannish world. My fannish world, anyway.

(Also, your icon. Hee.)

[impactbomb]

Since from what I hear SGA is going to be the John, Sam, and Rodney (in SPACE) Hour of Power v. shortly, it's only fair that I enjoy the hell out of the ungodly brilliant threesome fic this will inevitably spawn, right?

In other words: YES TO THAT LAST FIC. OH HELL YES.

[thefourthvine]

it's only fair that I enjoy the hell out of the ungodly brilliant threesome fic this will inevitably spawn, right?

Definitely. What is the point of having hot people in space if they don't have sex? Sex is what space is for. *nods firmly*

YES TO THAT LAST FIC. OH HELL YES.

I second this, and third it, and also nominate it for ratification and placement in the bylaws.

[impactbomb]

Sex is what space is for.

Reasons why Todd loves his sci-fi fandoms: SEX IN SPACE, AND LOTS OF IT.

Ohhh, so very hot, and sticky, and sweet, and just what I needed from a threesome fic.