Slashy Nominations 82: Travel Is a Part of Experience

[thefourthvine]

I used to call this category car sex, and I considered it a tribute to my younger, wilder days. And then I realized that there's so much more to getting around than just automobiles. So now it's about all the ways of moving from point A to point B, ideally stopping off to suck some cock somewhere along the way. (And it's, yes, still a tribute to

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[pearl_o]

*waves vaguely*

Modes was actually written by me, I'm afraid. But, um, thank you for the rec! Heh.

[thefourthvine]

Arg. Sorry. I have it misattributed in my database. Or I did.

(But, wow. When I said I'd manage to piss off both sides, I didn't for a moment think there'd actually be three sides to make cross. That's impressive, albeit in a totally undesirable way.)

Fixed it now. And I apologize abjectly.

Do people really write novels like that?

[delurker]

I mean, really, are Punk and Sabine telling the truth here? Do junk novels like this actually exist?

The sad truth of the matter is yes, yes they do. And I think that people even *pay* them for it, which is, clearly, completely and utterly wrong. Strangely enough, it seems that this kind of junk novel is particularly prevalent in the kind of historical western romance involving Indians, especially called 'Hawke' (because of course Indians would name themselves with an English word, as they have done for thousands of years...).
For a while I thought it was just the one bad novel with a wildly optimistic print run, but sadly it's the same mistake repeating. And so I find myself identifying with this story, at least in a very small way.

Because if they do, well, I don't see how anyone can give us shit about reading quality smut online.
I don't either, unless maybe they found a Mary-Sue who was adopted by unicorns and so left the world of fanfic, forever scarred by the experience.

[fanofall]

Two due South stories plus a SportsNight rec AND Buffy.

EEEEE!!! OMGWTFBBQFANGIRL!!!!!11!11!1!!1!1!

(psst. Oz's first name is Daniel. And I would have put it in the little small font but I don't know how to do that.)

[thefourthvine]

His first name is DANIEL? Arg. I cannot keep up with the cursed Jossverse, I really cannot. Daniel "Oz" Osbourne, then?

And, yes, thanks to you am I now the most pathetic TV fangirl who ever lived. This is not an accomplishment of which you should be proud, either. It is pure, pure evil.

Though fun. But, yes, totally evil. I take comfort, however, in the thought that you must have nearly run the gamut of your potential evil TV conversions. Soon my precious remaining shreds of innocence will be safe. Right? Right?

[fanofall]

Umm....

*whistles innocently, and goes off to find The West Wing slash*

[thepouncer]

Yes, Daniel "Oz" Osbourne, werewolf extraordinaire. I think that we didn't find out his full name until after he left Sunnydale, though. I have a memory of Willow calling the registration office or a professor or something to ask about him.

I still want to know Faith's last name. The curiousity, it burns.

I take comfort, however, in the thought that you must have nearly run the gamut of your potential evil TV conversions.

Have you heard of The O.C.? Pretty boys, fights, angst, humour? The first season comes out on DVD Real Soon Now . . .

[musesfool]

the only surprising thing is that the amazing, excellent, and wonderful kiss in this story isn't interrupted by 18 Sassofovic demons asking for donations to a spurious charity supposedly helping homeless impspawn back in their home dimension.

Hee!

Thank you! I'm so happy you liked it. Xander/Oz is sort of my comfort pairing now. Just so warm and soft, like your favorite old sweater that you can't throw out because you'll never find another like it.

[thefourthvine]

Huh. O/X is your comfort pairing? That's...interesting, though I can sort of see it. They're such a safe pair, compared to, for example, anything at all involving Angel or Spike. Or, god forbid, Angelus AND Spike.

My comfort pairing is in another fandom entirely, of course, but I'm growing to love the O/X, and the way you write them, well. Let's just say I'm always ready for another comfort pairing.

[musesfool]

O/X is your comfort pairing? That's...interesting, though I can sort of see it. They're such a safe pair,

Yes. Very low on the angst. And Oz's zen cool is comforting, Xander's grown into maturity very nicely... they're a very warm, no drama kind of pairing.

[estrella30]

And I think we all know that Kowalski stops in Canada, with snow and Fraser and sex, and if the sex doesn't exactly happen on the page here, well, I'm sure Estrella would've worked it in somewhere if she possibly could've, and I forgive her. Mostly.

Hee! Yes, this was *very* slashy in my head. In my head the go at it like animals for like - days after this. In my head-

Oh - wait. Not helping, huh?

*g*

(And as always, thanks for the rec! *smooch*)

[pearl_o]

*grins* Dude, in my head, *my* story has the slashy fucking right behind the scenes, too. Maybe we should work on actually, uh, writing that stuff.

[thefourthvine]

OK. That's it. You two are being difficult and tempting and mean. I believe I speak for smut-fanciers everywhere when I say get down to it, ladies. Porn! Write porn! Now!

Fraser and snow and sex. It's not a difficult concept, and clearly you both have it down. You're just denying your readers for some reason, and whatever reason that is, it is not good enough.

Porn. Involving Kowalski and Fraser and transportation. (Bonus points for including the phrase "Really, I'm entirely comfortable in the driver's seat" or "I drive stick, Fraser." Wait, no. No no no. Just - F/K, NC-17, travel, and joy in the morning.) I will brook no more of these wibbly remarks about how it happens, yes, but only in your minds. It does me no good in your minds. Tippity-type!

[fanofall]

"I drive stick, Fraser."

Snerk.

I totally agree. More Fraser/Kowalski porn for EVERYONE!!!